Known by many around the world as a pure figure who would never commit sins for any reason, Dan Schneider has experienced many different memories over the years that he likes to ponder about whenever he's just sitting at home at night. Just to cover one of those fun memories of his, this one only occured more recently following the drafting of him by the Portland Pythons. How would any self respecting human being celebrate upon being drafted to a sports team like they've always wanted? That's right, go to a Chuck E Cheese and get black-out drunk in the bathrooms. Bringing alcohol into a child's restaurant for the purpose of public intoxication has never been an easy task, but Dan has done this many times before so he's practically an expert at this point. The key is to just not so you don't get tackled by the security and given community service time. The truth is that Dan is just a fan of seeing the Chuck E Cheese band while sipping a nice glass of Pepsi. He's always been a huge fan of visiting the band but his signing made him want to travel back to his roots so he could harness what it meant to be Dan Schneider. It surely worked, because he still loves some weird stuff.

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