(S10) - PT 4 - Trade Deadline

[PaytonM34]

You wanna talk about league changing trades near the deadline? Holy shit , look at the trade that happened yesterday, Carlito Crush to the mother f-in New Orleans Second Line. How many offensive weapons is considered too many? Trick question, you're stupid for even thinking about it. Borkus is gonna be throwing for like 200 million yards by the end of the season, this dude Crush was the first overall pick in the S5 NSFL draft. You know who was the first overall pick in the S6 draft? Your boy Mills. Do the math, two first overall picks in a row, that's like, Cleveland Browns shit right there except we actually make good picks. Crush is coming to a team that already has the rest of the league by the balls, the dynasty will continue forever. You guys think that the Second Line is gonna start regressing soon? FALSE, boy we got young guys coming in every year, this trade just secured our position as the #1 team for many seasons to come. Sure, maybe the Otters deserve some sympathy for getting robbed. Wait a sec, no they don't, this is like John Gruden trading Khalil Mack to the bears for basically a week's allowance and some candy corn, we can make fun of them all day without a feeling of sympathy.

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EDIT: You actually thought i was finished? lol yeah right. So far, as of week 8, whose been the only team to beat NOLA? The god damn otters. Who was their leading receiver in that game? CARLITO CRUSH WITH 103 YARDS AND 2 TD's! They traded away the one guy who actually did some damage to our defense, TO THEIR DIVISION RIVALS, PFTN BB WAT U DOIN OVER THERE, COME ON MAN