ROBBED
The yellowknife wraiths wre robbed why you ask well I will tell you why it is because they should have made the playoffs instead of the yeti because the yeti went all in on this season for some reason but it just did not work out quite unfortunately and now they won't be very good again but the wraiths oh yes the wraiths now this is a team that is on the up and up you know yes on the up and up indeed this is a team that is on the up and up and they deserved t omake the playoffs you know they earned it they worked hard and bzerkap worked hard and they deserved it the yeti have like two actives so congrats a bunch of inactives got to experience the joy of making the playoffs and not the wraiths with all of their actives so sad that is why the wraiths deserved it I think and that is my opinion and I am sticking to it yes that is my opinion my other opinion is that 200 words is far to long for ultimus week that's so many words I cannot even count how many words that is this is ridiculous.
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NEW TALENT
The carter bush to baltimore hawks trade had the biggest effect because this was a no fair corrupt trade which should not have happened and the ho is corrupt and full of hawk sympathizers for allowing it to happen rental trades are ruining the league yes I do declare that rental trades are indeed ruining the league and causing me to go inactive thats right I bovo vo vo ovovo hereby declare that I bovovo ov ov ovo am going inactive as of right now because rental trades are ruining the league and the liberty are corrupt losers and the hawks are corrupt losers and the head office are corrupt losers and everybody is a corrupt loser except for me and that is why I am leaving yes leaving forever and taking my qb with me because I am just so enraged by these rental trades that I can't even I literally can not even right now I am SHAKING at the thought of these rental trades literally sitting at my computer and shaking because I just cannot even these rental trades are triggigering me and let it be know the hawks could not win the ultimus without resorting to underhand corrupt tacctics such as rental trades.
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PLAYOFF SERIES MVP
The MVP that stands for most valuable player by the way for those who did not know that just in case you did not actually know what MVP stands for it actually stands for most valuable player the more you know am I right so remember that now you know what MVP stands for it stands for most valuable player just in case you didn't know that MVP stands for most valuable person oh wait did you see what I did there I tricked you making sure you're awake and paying attention you know what I mean MVP stands for most valuable player and the most valuable player in the ultimus game was turk turkleton this dude kicked so many field goals I lost count I don't think anybody even knows how many field goals he made it is literally uncountable how many field goals he made in that game it was insane I cannot believe it that is why turk the turk turkeleton is the mvp of the ultimus and remember mvp stands for the most valuable player so turk turkelton was the most valuable player for the hawks in the ultimus championship playoff series game by the way in football they're called games not series get this baseball crap outta here.
(215)
CHAMPIONSHIP RECAP
the championship game was the worst the worst game ever I say actualyl it was really a pretty good game which was nice its always nice to have an exciting game happen you know what I mean nobody likes blow outs in the championships so it was nice that it was a good game and ti was a good game the only thing that would have made the game even better in my humble opinion would be if the new orleans second line won instead of the baltimore hawks but the baltimore hawks are a good team and I respect them so I respect that they won but the game was the worst never forget that nola ran the ball with one minute left in the game from 4th and 11 while down a touchdown I mean are you serious what was even happening there but oh well we were underdogs either way and I was happy just to be there it was a good game and I am glad that it was a good game and not a blow out I was worried it was going to be a blow out so I am glad that it was not yes indeed very much.
(204)
The yellowknife wraiths wre robbed why you ask well I will tell you why it is because they should have made the playoffs instead of the yeti because the yeti went all in on this season for some reason but it just did not work out quite unfortunately and now they won't be very good again but the wraiths oh yes the wraiths now this is a team that is on the up and up you know yes on the up and up indeed this is a team that is on the up and up and they deserved t omake the playoffs you know they earned it they worked hard and bzerkap worked hard and they deserved it the yeti have like two actives so congrats a bunch of inactives got to experience the joy of making the playoffs and not the wraiths with all of their actives so sad that is why the wraiths deserved it I think and that is my opinion and I am sticking to it yes that is my opinion my other opinion is that 200 words is far to long for ultimus week that's so many words I cannot even count how many words that is this is ridiculous.
(205)
NEW TALENT
The carter bush to baltimore hawks trade had the biggest effect because this was a no fair corrupt trade which should not have happened and the ho is corrupt and full of hawk sympathizers for allowing it to happen rental trades are ruining the league yes I do declare that rental trades are indeed ruining the league and causing me to go inactive thats right I bovo vo vo ovovo hereby declare that I bovovo ov ov ovo am going inactive as of right now because rental trades are ruining the league and the liberty are corrupt losers and the hawks are corrupt losers and the head office are corrupt losers and everybody is a corrupt loser except for me and that is why I am leaving yes leaving forever and taking my qb with me because I am just so enraged by these rental trades that I can't even I literally can not even right now I am SHAKING at the thought of these rental trades literally sitting at my computer and shaking because I just cannot even these rental trades are triggigering me and let it be know the hawks could not win the ultimus without resorting to underhand corrupt tacctics such as rental trades.
(208)
PLAYOFF SERIES MVP
The MVP that stands for most valuable player by the way for those who did not know that just in case you did not actually know what MVP stands for it actually stands for most valuable player the more you know am I right so remember that now you know what MVP stands for it stands for most valuable player just in case you didn't know that MVP stands for most valuable person oh wait did you see what I did there I tricked you making sure you're awake and paying attention you know what I mean MVP stands for most valuable player and the most valuable player in the ultimus game was turk turkleton this dude kicked so many field goals I lost count I don't think anybody even knows how many field goals he made it is literally uncountable how many field goals he made in that game it was insane I cannot believe it that is why turk the turk turkeleton is the mvp of the ultimus and remember mvp stands for the most valuable player so turk turkelton was the most valuable player for the hawks in the ultimus championship playoff series game by the way in football they're called games not series get this baseball crap outta here.
(215)
CHAMPIONSHIP RECAP
the championship game was the worst the worst game ever I say actualyl it was really a pretty good game which was nice its always nice to have an exciting game happen you know what I mean nobody likes blow outs in the championships so it was nice that it was a good game and ti was a good game the only thing that would have made the game even better in my humble opinion would be if the new orleans second line won instead of the baltimore hawks but the baltimore hawks are a good team and I respect them so I respect that they won but the game was the worst never forget that nola ran the ball with one minute left in the game from 4th and 11 while down a touchdown I mean are you serious what was even happening there but oh well we were underdogs either way and I was happy just to be there it was a good game and I am glad that it was a good game and not a blow out I was worried it was going to be a blow out so I am glad that it was not yes indeed very much.
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