(S11) - PT 1 - Training Camp High jinx

[AdamS]

Dick pulled a prank back in high school that is still legendary in his mind to this day. When he was a Freshman still fighting for time, he had the team show up about an hour early and ordered a shitload of pizzas and sodas for everyone. While they all went at it eating, Dick pretended to take a phone call and snuck out and started running drills by himself on the field. He wasn't out there long before the coaches started showing up and noticing him on the field all alone working. He used the chance to get some 1 on 1 time with the running backs coach and offensive coordinator for a solid 20 minutes before anyone from the team even emerged from the impromptu pizza party. By then, the coaches had seen the rest of the team gorging while Dick was working hard by himself. He was moved up the depth chart by the end of the week. Naturally he then rallied the rest of the team to start calling his new backup by the nickname Slice, which still follows him, 7 years later. Also, he banged Slice's divorced Aunt the week of the 5 year class reunion because that's the kind of guy he is.