(S11) - PT 1 - Training Camp High jinx

[ItsJustBarry]

The worst kind of pranks are those that start off light hearted but end up being reality in the end. That was the case with the Baltimore front office this past season. After numerous condescending comments made by Trey Willie towards former quarterback Avon Blocksdale, the Baltimore Hawks GMs joked about bringing in new talent. Then they said they were targeting Ryan Applehort. Trey shrugged these comments off as he was expecting a more serviceable recruit be brought into the organization and not some Colorado Yeti discard.

As we continued to glide through the post season, the thought of Applehort being the answer moving forward became less of a joke to the front office. After competing in the championship and finally being able to hoist the Ultimus trophy, the offseason began. The talks for Applehort ramped up and reality set in. Applehort was supposed to be the new field general for the Hawks. This put Willie into a rage where choice comments were made and the locker room essentially destroyed before being escorted from the property. His final words that could be deciphered being, ”If I wanted to lose intentionally, I’d go play for the Liberty.” Jokes on me now.

Also, one time I put one of those fake dog turds in Asipi’s locker. Fun times.