The Baltimore Hawks locker room is probably the greatest locker room of any sport in the entire world, it is certainly better than the smelly boys in the new orleans second line and it is obviously better than any other losers, because the hawks won the title in the S10 season with the best record of any team in NSFL history, losing only one game (and it was on the road) and we managed to do it without multis. So in training camp when we welcomed a ton new rookies there were many things that were done to haze the rookies in funny ways. There was one rookie who we didn't haze, and that's Dan Schneider. My guy is a 300 pound creeper who has no business being near a football field until you realize that he is actually a very good safety. Some how again you would think that he would be a defensive lineman or something, but no he is a star safety in the DSFL with a chance. Anyway the other guys were all pranked and hazed, we had Kwame Mbanefo, Yulic Nagasawa, Jaylin Hobbs and all the rest. The baltimore hawks were certainly having a fun time in training camp and are feeling great about their prospect of competing in the NSFL in S11. We feel good. 221

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