(S11) - PT 1 - Training Camp High jinx

[ADwyer87]

This training camp was nice. Last year, as the new kid on the block, I was the one getting hazed and messed with the whole time. But now, after being taken in the first round of the NSFL draft, getting a fat paycheck, and getting some locker room cred, I am the big man on campus, and that means I'm the one doing the hazing now.

First target of my hazing is, of course, rookie quarterback Johnson Cox III. If he's gonna be taking over for Christ, he better earn this spot! So naturally i hit him with the classic bengay in the jock strap trick right before practice. You could tell it hurt, man he fumbled a lot of snaps that day. But hey, he powered through, he's earned our respect.

Next, I had to get the rest of my receiver crew. As the only returning member of the squad, besides a TE who didnt do shit, Its up to me to captain this squad. We have some good young guys, but sometimes I gotta go ahead and show them who's the big man on campus. Coach said anyone who was late to our 10 AM practice would have to run laps till noon. So we let the two rookies come into the locker room, and locked them in! Finally an equipment manager came and let them out. Coach didn't make them run laps, but the laughs were still worth it.