(S11) - PT 1 - Training Camp High jinx

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Angus Winchester had a really good prank played out this season for our rookie clone Marc Spector. The problem is that Angus wasn't able to pull off this prank because he wasnt allowed to go to training camp this season. That's right, the 10 season veteran was banned from going to camp as part of the collective bargaining of the NSFLPPTA agreement. You see, apparently somewhere in the agreement was that veteran players werent allowed to participate as they were worried younger players might be limited on their snaps and they would have a harder time making a final roster. Ain't that some bullshit? So Angus Winchester decides that one of these young guns needed to learn a lesson about who paved their way in this league and why they need guys like him at training camp. Angus dressed up as an athletic trainer and went to training camp one day. He started going through the rookies and pulling them off the field for "hydration therapy" and "mobility work" saying that they were showing signs of cramping and stiffness. The coaches were in on the joke and let Angus have his fun. After making Sunnycursed do Yoga on the sidelines for 2 hours while he watched the first team take snaps with the QB and practice routes he finally let him go back onto the field.