(S11) - PT 3 - Halloween Party

[AdamS]

To the utter surprise of absolutely no one anywhere, Dick Wizardry's Halloween costume is a tad bit risque. Not mailing friendly, if you will. It's the same way he wears every year because creativity isn't really what he's going for. You see, it starts with a giant dick costume. I know, it's exactly what you expected. Then he puts a shitty costume and cape on it form another much better costume and in magic marker...yes..that's the level this guy operates at....Wizardry writes "XXX" across the chest of the costume. He tops it off by putting a Ninja Turtles style eye mask around the area where his actual eyes are, near the tip. He calls it "Weapon XXX", which is also a thing he calls himself anyway.

Now, if you're saying to yourself "he probably just does this because he has a shitty sense of humor and he thinks women will like it" then you have displayed an accurate assessment of this individual's brain patterns. That's exactly what he's doing it for. The worst part of course is that Halloween is full of drunk people who don't care and that the damn thing works at least once every year. Even then the success comes primarily from him looking like a 6'3 high level athlete than it does from any cleverness he may delude himself into thinking is there.

Happy Halloween everybody!