Jon Gruden generally spends his halloweens in the quiet fashion. Unlike some of his players, he's gonna hang out and give out treats. But what are these treats, you may ask? Well, we all know of his failured tenure with the Oakland Raiders that ended abruptly in 2021. He was handing out talented pro bowlers for first round picks! Man, I couldn't believe when he gave up franchise quarterback Taysom Hill for a 3rd rounder and a Milky Way. Not because of the 3rd rounder, but because Milky Ways are one of the most disgusting candies to ever be created. They're awful. Anyways, he's giving up players to any children that dares knock on his door. What's that? Khalil Mack? Just say the magic phrase! No, this isn't "Trick or treat", this is "First round picks!"
However, Gruden hasn't always been very loved around the neighborhood. One day, the kid down the block, dressed up as Dak Prescott decided to egg his house. This was because the Amari Cooper he received tasted like a bust and inefficient production. He couldn't believe his team gave up a first round pick for him, even though Dak looooooooves the turnovers! He was an unhappy kid.
However, Gruden hasn't always been very loved around the neighborhood. One day, the kid down the block, dressed up as Dak Prescott decided to egg his house. This was because the Amari Cooper he received tasted like a bust and inefficient production. He couldn't believe his team gave up a first round pick for him, even though Dak looooooooves the turnovers! He was an unhappy kid.
retired
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