(S11) - PT 3 - Halloween Party

[Roly]

Darren Morris is a big halloween fan. He loves, specifically, to copy the majestic possum and play dead. Almost every year he'll pretend to be in some sort of deadly scenario and convince his teammates he is dead. However, around S7, the trick stopped working and everyone in Arizona had gotten wise of his Halloween pranks. So he took it to the next level. From S8 to S11, Darren Morris disappeared into the Arizona outback and lived off the desert land, avoiding human contact. Then, on the eve of the spookiest day of the year, Darren returned to the Phoenix practice facility and scared his teammates and GM run_CMC, who were all sure he was dead and not returning. Even scarier was the fact that some guy who looked like him had been claiming to be him for 3 seasons, but vanished at Darren's return. Authorities are still looking for the madman who may have defrauded the Outlaws of millions of dollars, but still somehow put up better DB numbers than Morris had in his entire career prior. This story is told exclusively from Darren, and truth be told, he's suffered a number of concussions during his career and it's just as likely he played those games in a haze and never survived the Arizona desert solo.