"Halloween is one of the best holidays ever created and I wish I got it off school when I was in high school cause that would have been fucking sick."
That quote comes from Luke Boechler, the young quarterback of the Kansas City Coyotes who has been having a marvelous season thus far. His offensive prowess in unmatched by that of any quarterback in all the realm, but his true ability comes in his indisputable title to the throne in the art of throwing festive celebratory events. Boechler was a menace in the Halloween game this week when he hosted a part unlike any other before, rich with drugs such as cocaine, the devil's lettuce, and heroine. Many and all young athletes found their starts in the world of substance abuse, and the young Boechler is like every other. His impeccable part planning skills were put on display this Hallow's Eve, from a delicately spiked punch to a masterfully hidden VolcanoTM cannabis vapor machine that put his party guests into a succulent state of serenity. Boechler was able to make his name as one of the finest when he was recognized with the Coyotes award for "Incredible Leadership in the Realm of Good Times".
P.S I'm high as shit and this is really what I needed to write.
That quote comes from Luke Boechler, the young quarterback of the Kansas City Coyotes who has been having a marvelous season thus far. His offensive prowess in unmatched by that of any quarterback in all the realm, but his true ability comes in his indisputable title to the throne in the art of throwing festive celebratory events. Boechler was a menace in the Halloween game this week when he hosted a part unlike any other before, rich with drugs such as cocaine, the devil's lettuce, and heroine. Many and all young athletes found their starts in the world of substance abuse, and the young Boechler is like every other. His impeccable part planning skills were put on display this Hallow's Eve, from a delicately spiked punch to a masterfully hidden VolcanoTM cannabis vapor machine that put his party guests into a succulent state of serenity. Boechler was able to make his name as one of the finest when he was recognized with the Coyotes award for "Incredible Leadership in the Realm of Good Times".
P.S I'm high as shit and this is really what I needed to write.
