"Bro. Bro. BRO! Did you just ask me if I collect cards or some shit?"
Dick Wizardry does not seem pleased by the question being asked of him.
"All the questions you can be asking an absolute stud like me and this si the kind of asinine nonsense I get?"
His disdain is not well hidden.
"No, I don't collect cards. I don't collect anything. I'm a fucking adult bro. I have sex. Collect cards. For what? So the athlete on the card can go out and make YOU money because you got a hold of a four inch piece of cardboard with the right picture stamped on it? Ludicrous bro. This is weak as fuck, like one of those idiots that get sin twitters and bitches at players because they didn't live up to some fantasy football hype crap. And here you are acting like you're some kinda professional asking about fucking card collecting. You should maybe go find a new job because you SU-HU-HU-HU-HU-HUCK at this one. Fuckin' collecting cards. I came here to talk Coyote football and this dingbat is asking me about some goddamn cards like it's meaningful. Asking me dumb questions like I'm some fuckin' mental invalid like Mrquise Brown or some shit. Yo. I do collect vintage kayaks and restore 'em though. You didn't ask me about interesting shit like that though.
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Dick Wizardry does not seem pleased by the question being asked of him.
"All the questions you can be asking an absolute stud like me and this si the kind of asinine nonsense I get?"
His disdain is not well hidden.
"No, I don't collect cards. I don't collect anything. I'm a fucking adult bro. I have sex. Collect cards. For what? So the athlete on the card can go out and make YOU money because you got a hold of a four inch piece of cardboard with the right picture stamped on it? Ludicrous bro. This is weak as fuck, like one of those idiots that get sin twitters and bitches at players because they didn't live up to some fantasy football hype crap. And here you are acting like you're some kinda professional asking about fucking card collecting. You should maybe go find a new job because you SU-HU-HU-HU-HU-HUCK at this one. Fuckin' collecting cards. I came here to talk Coyote football and this dingbat is asking me about some goddamn cards like it's meaningful. Asking me dumb questions like I'm some fuckin' mental invalid like Mrquise Brown or some shit. Yo. I do collect vintage kayaks and restore 'em though. You didn't ask me about interesting shit like that though.
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