(S11) - PT 4 - Card Collecting

[Muford]

You know, some people collect cards, some people collect books, even others collect movies, then some collect cards of all types, poetry cards, pokemon cards, yugioh cards, magic cards, etc., but not D’Pez Poopsie. You wanna know what D’Pez Poopsie collects? WELL I’LL TELL YOU! D’Pez originally started collecting ants for an ant farm, but he realized he couldn’t keep the little fuckers alive long enough or he wouldn’t put them in a damn cage and they would be all over the house. So that really backfired as a kid and it actually pissed his parents off, so they decided to help him with his collection need by allowing him to collect pet rocks. Yes, yes, I know, you are looking around and saying, wtf? Pet Rocks? Well let me tell you about the lovely assortment of rocks D’Pez has. They each even have names! He has a Rock named Rocky, a Rock named Docky, and a Rock named Socky. He even has a rock named Fred, another named Sted and a 3rd name Bed. You know, D’Pez wasn’t really the best at naming his rocks, but alas this is his passion and he might even go further into it, he makes sure that everywhere he plays he collects a rock for his rock collection.

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