11-11-2018, 10:39 PM
(This post was last modified: 11-11-2018, 10:41 PM by GoonerBear.)
Inspired by Jon Bois' fictional epic 17776, a story about the transformation of the game of football as well as the human race, Kolby Deringer has set out to actually attempt to track down and collect footballs signed by Koy Detmer. It might have just been crazy to try it, though he reckoned it would be a much easier mission now, with Detmer's career having just ended in 2005, rather than trying to track all of them down 15,000 years removed from his football career, even if he would have all the time in the world.
With a desire to answer the question and the means to answer that question, Deringer has collected 9 such footballs so far. The story theorizes 17 such balls exist. Koy Detmer himself shook his head once more upon Deringer's confession going public on this collection hobby.. "Why did that damn Bois have to inspire a famous nut? On the other hand, perhaps this is an opportunity to see just how far this kid will go for the bit..."
Jon Bois himself only nodded in acknowledgement and said "just keep me updated on his running total. I want to see the end of this. This is a story that sounds like it'll be pretty good."
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With a desire to answer the question and the means to answer that question, Deringer has collected 9 such footballs so far. The story theorizes 17 such balls exist. Koy Detmer himself shook his head once more upon Deringer's confession going public on this collection hobby.. "Why did that damn Bois have to inspire a famous nut? On the other hand, perhaps this is an opportunity to see just how far this kid will go for the bit..."
Jon Bois himself only nodded in acknowledgement and said "just keep me updated on his running total. I want to see the end of this. This is a story that sounds like it'll be pretty good."
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[OPTION]S27: 16 GP | 164 Att, 675 Yds, 8 TD | 35 Rec, 234 Yds, | 22 PC, 3 SA
[OPTION]S28: 16 GP | 176 Att, 743 Yds, 6 TD | 38 Rec, 311 Yds, 1 TD | 34 PC, 1 SA
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[OPTION]ISFL Postseason Stats
[OPTION]S24: 2 GP | 28 Att, 103 Yds, 1 TD | 4 Rec, 16 Yds, 1 TD | 3 PC
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[OPTION]ISFL Postseason Stats
[OPTION]S24: 2 GP | 28 Att, 103 Yds, 1 TD | 4 Rec, 16 Yds, 1 TD | 3 PC
[OPTION]S25: 3 GP | 56 Att, 225 Yds, 1 TD | 3 Rec, 39 Yds | 3 PC
[OPTION]S28: 3 GP | 44 Att, 222 Yds, 3 TD | 9 Rec, 72 Yds | 6 PC
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[OPTION]DSFL Regular Season Stats
[OPTION]S20: 14 GP | 241 Att, 1176 Yds, 14 TD | 9 Rec, 62 Yds | 10 PC, 3 SA
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[OPTION]DSFL Postseason Stats
[OPTION]S20: 1 GP | 14 Att, 74 Yds, 1 TD
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[OPTION]Awards and Honors:
[OPTION]Ultimus Champion: S24, S25, S28
[OPTION]ASFC Champion: S24, S25
[OPTION]DSFL Regular Season Stats
[OPTION]S20: 14 GP | 241 Att, 1176 Yds, 14 TD | 9 Rec, 62 Yds | 10 PC, 3 SA
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[OPTION]DSFL Postseason Stats
[OPTION]S20: 1 GP | 14 Att, 74 Yds, 1 TD
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[OPTION]Awards and Honors:
[OPTION]Ultimus Champion: S24, S25, S28
[OPTION]ASFC Champion: S24, S25
[OPTION]Ultimus Offensive Player of the Game: S28
[OPTION]NSFC Champion: S28
[OPTION]DSFL Offensive Rookie of the Year: S20
[OPTION]DSFL Pro Bowl: S20
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[OPTION]Career Events
[OPTION]S20: Selected 38th overall by the Kansas City Coyotes
[OPTION]S21: Selected 32nd overall by the San Jose SaberCats
[OPTION]NSFC Champion: S28
[OPTION]DSFL Offensive Rookie of the Year: S20
[OPTION]DSFL Pro Bowl: S20
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[OPTION]Career Events
[OPTION]S20: Selected 38th overall by the Kansas City Coyotes
[OPTION]S21: Selected 32nd overall by the San Jose SaberCats
[OPTION]S28: Announced retirement, traded to Yellowknife Wraiths