The most surprising event of this season is how Dwayne Aaron failed to get over 100000000 yards, 10000 receptions, and 1000 Touchdowns. Dwayne Aaron is LITERALLY the best WR the yeti has ever had (pay no mind to that Howard Miller scrub) and with this being his final season he expected them to throw him the ball a gazillion times. If they had followed his simple orders to only throw to Dwayne Aaron the Yeti might be 14-0, but yet again QB incompetence strikes again and scrubbo Bicycle McBormick can't throw a football straight. Hell he should've just kept kicking the ball to people because at least he would have had some control over the way the ball went. But alas, barely competent management has left another all time great to dry just like past legends such as (but not limited to) Boss Tweed, Nicholas Pierno, and Eli Kamaka. At least when screwing up the Applehort era they had no talent in him to begin with, and made him look somewhat decent. With all that said, if they hadn't been such dumb dumbs and just given the ball to Dwayne Aaron on every play, they'd be fine and probably ultimus champions when this season is all said and done.
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