11-19-2018, 05:12 PM
(This post was last modified: 11-22-2018, 12:54 PM by caltroit_red_flames.)
SHL PT
PBE PT
Robbed: Write about why a team that failed to make the playoffs should have over somebody else. Can be completed at any point
Alright I don't want to hear any laughs when I say his. Yellowknife should have been in the playoffs. We have some great rookies in Antonio Summer, Josh Park and Thomas Carrasco who totally carried this offense and I can honestly say that I believe they created some of the best offense in the league. But beyond that our defense is made up of some of the most talented players in the league. With Thad Pennington, Dermot Lavelle, Bobson Dugnutt, Robby Rainey, and Cam Taylor in the backfield I think we have some of the best corner backs and safeties in the league. Not to mention Chad Pennington being arguably the best line backer in the entire league. It's an absolute wonder that we didn't end up in the playoffs. Brad Pennington was leading the charge for all of us as the quarterback and he really did a great job. With all of our players gaining another season of experience you can't tell me that we'll miss the playoffs this coming season. Parker and Carrasco just keep improving. The Penningtons are going to be even better, Brad is moving to wide receiver. Dugnutt and our defensive line look poised to prop up one of the best defenses in the league even higher. The rest of league better watch out. We won't stand for not making the playoffs again.
Going to Disneyland!:Who was the Ultimus MVP? Give us a rundown of their celebratory trip to Disneyland. (Can be completed after the Ultimus game)
Borkus Maximus III was definitely the Ultimus MVP, the leader of the New Orleans Second Line as the QB, he celebrated at Disneyworld this season. Going to Disneyworld with the rest of his teammates, they opted to spend the first day renting out the local bar just outside of the entrance and drinking the entire place dry. Then they snuck through the gate after closing time and spent the entire night riding rides without any supervision. Which means something was bound to go wrong, right? Darren Smallwood ended up losing his phone after dropping it while on a ride! Not sure many people who just won an Ultimus would really care about that too much though. He filled his hand with a drink instead of a phone for the rest of the night. In the morning Maximus III was standing at the front gate where he greeted the Disneyworld working crew with a prompt vomiting directly at the front gates. He ended up being nearly arrested but the cops recognized him and joined in on the partying. The rest of the team ended up agreeing that the next time they win an ultimus Maximus III would have a chaperone to make sure he doesn't actually end up in jail.
PBE PT
Robbed: Write about why a team that failed to make the playoffs should have over somebody else. Can be completed at any point
Alright I don't want to hear any laughs when I say his. Yellowknife should have been in the playoffs. We have some great rookies in Antonio Summer, Josh Park and Thomas Carrasco who totally carried this offense and I can honestly say that I believe they created some of the best offense in the league. But beyond that our defense is made up of some of the most talented players in the league. With Thad Pennington, Dermot Lavelle, Bobson Dugnutt, Robby Rainey, and Cam Taylor in the backfield I think we have some of the best corner backs and safeties in the league. Not to mention Chad Pennington being arguably the best line backer in the entire league. It's an absolute wonder that we didn't end up in the playoffs. Brad Pennington was leading the charge for all of us as the quarterback and he really did a great job. With all of our players gaining another season of experience you can't tell me that we'll miss the playoffs this coming season. Parker and Carrasco just keep improving. The Penningtons are going to be even better, Brad is moving to wide receiver. Dugnutt and our defensive line look poised to prop up one of the best defenses in the league even higher. The rest of league better watch out. We won't stand for not making the playoffs again.
Going to Disneyland!:Who was the Ultimus MVP? Give us a rundown of their celebratory trip to Disneyland. (Can be completed after the Ultimus game)
Borkus Maximus III was definitely the Ultimus MVP, the leader of the New Orleans Second Line as the QB, he celebrated at Disneyworld this season. Going to Disneyworld with the rest of his teammates, they opted to spend the first day renting out the local bar just outside of the entrance and drinking the entire place dry. Then they snuck through the gate after closing time and spent the entire night riding rides without any supervision. Which means something was bound to go wrong, right? Darren Smallwood ended up losing his phone after dropping it while on a ride! Not sure many people who just won an Ultimus would really care about that too much though. He filled his hand with a drink instead of a phone for the rest of the night. In the morning Maximus III was standing at the front gate where he greeted the Disneyworld working crew with a prompt vomiting directly at the front gates. He ended up being nearly arrested but the cops recognized him and joined in on the partying. The rest of the team ended up agreeing that the next time they win an ultimus Maximus III would have a chaperone to make sure he doesn't actually end up in jail.
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