1st task
SHL PT
2nd task
Sit-down with a star:Interview a player from a team that is not your own that is in the playoffs. You must ask them four questions and at least three must relate to the league in some way. YOU MUST POST THE QUESTIONS AND THEIR ANSWERS FOR CREDIT. (Can be completed at any point)
Courtesy of @iamslm22
1. Which do you find more annoying: NOLA's shit posting or Philly's shit talking?
2. With Blocksdale's final game coming up do you expect him to make the Hall of Fame? Make your case.
3. What is your prediction for how NOLA-BAL III goes down?
4. What is your favorite Taylor Swift song NOT COUNTING any song that appears on 1989?
1 - Definitely Philadelphia. New Orleans is a successful team who has beaten us in meaningful games. We have a legitimate rivalry. They beat us in the Ultimus. We beat them in the Ultimus. It's a back and forth that is worthy of the memes from NOLA. Philly? They're just sad. They're kind of pathetic. They are about to lose their two best defenders this off season, after shipping off a second round pick to get them. Their smack talking is so annoying because its backed up by nothing.
2 - I think Avon should be a first ballot hall of famer. Avon is the most efficient passer in NSFL history. He has made the Pro Bowl 8 straight seasons, at two different positions. Second all time in Passing Yards, Touchdowns, Completion Percentage, the all time leader in passing rating as well as leading the Hawks to the Ultimus and an eventual title. I don't see how King Bronko can make the Hall of Fame and Avon not make it.
3 - It's going to be a great game for sure. These two teams are fairly evenly matched but if I have to make a prediction there is a 0% chance I am picking against the Hawks. I obviously am going to pick us, I think our front 7 should be able to bother Borkus and hopefully get a ton of sacks.
4 - The answer fluctuates for sure, but as of right now its 22. A total jam, great song. You belong with me is also up there
3rd task
Sit-down with a fan:Answer questions for an interview from a player that is not your own. You must answer at least four questions and at least three must relate to the league in some way. Link to the interviewers PT to receive credit. NOTE: THEY MUST POST THE QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS FOR YOU TO GET CREDIT. (Can be completed at any point)
Courtesy of @iamslm22
1 - How did it feel to beat OCO again?
2 - What are expectations in the third battle of NOLA and BAL
3 - What does the future hold for Blackford Oaks as he heads into regression?
4 - If you had to play for another team in the NSFL who would it be?
1. Honestly beating Orange County has become kind of old hat at this point. I'm not sure we've ever met in the playoffs in what would be considered an even match-up so it's not exactly unexpected. The NSFL has become so much about quarterback timelines and unfortunately for them they've been a step or two behind since Showbiz took over for Boss. Once Showbiz maxes out then we'll be on a bit more of an even playing field.
2. Expectations are, of course, to win and bring home another championship. Our two games against Baltimore this season have been decided by 3 and 6 points, respectively, so I fully expect another tight game but home field is stupid in this sim so New Orleans gets the nod. The teams are pretty evenly balanced across the roster but I do think that New Orleans has an advantage at wide receiver depth that could come into play late in the game due to the way the sim throttles receivers. So tl;dr sim sucks, NOLA doots.
3. Regression is lame as fuck and since I've spent the last 2 seasons yo-yoing between 90 and 100 endurance I'm kind of excited to start a new player and start applying useful TPE again. Not sure when that'll be but probably within a couple of seasons.
4. I have nothing but hate in my heart so let's do this one by process of elimination. Otters are big stinky so not them. Same with Outlaws. Philly would've been in consideration at one point but they've definitely ratcheted up the annoying factor and it'd be harder for me to mock them if I was on them. Yellowknife deleted my collection of bulges from their discord so they can fuck off. I don't really have anything against San Jose and like a lot of the young players there but it would hurt to be in the same conference as New Orleans so scratch them off. That leaves the two teams that had the best pitches when I kinda sorta tested free agency: Baltimore and Colorado. The strike against Colorado is, of course, that they fucking suck and I don't know if it's bad luck or a curse or what but they just take blow after blow. That said, dropbear's free agency pitch to me was completely made up of self-deprecating memes so that's something I can appreciate and I think it'd be fun to try to turn the Yeti around. Plus Colorado is awesome. Baltimore on the other hand severely lacks in the memeing department and definitely feels too mature for someone like me. However, I do know and like a large portion of their roster and I feel bad for slm since I carried him while we GMed the Swifties together and I think he's lost his touch in his old age and his ability to consistently win without me so out of pity I'd probably pick Baltimore.
4th task
That Magic Moment: Show one of the most exciting points in a game. (Must be completed after the game you write about )
![[Image: LVgxcBB.png]](https://i.imgur.com/LVgxcBB.png)
SHL PT
2nd task
Sit-down with a star:Interview a player from a team that is not your own that is in the playoffs. You must ask them four questions and at least three must relate to the league in some way. YOU MUST POST THE QUESTIONS AND THEIR ANSWERS FOR CREDIT. (Can be completed at any point)
Courtesy of @iamslm22
1. Which do you find more annoying: NOLA's shit posting or Philly's shit talking?
2. With Blocksdale's final game coming up do you expect him to make the Hall of Fame? Make your case.
3. What is your prediction for how NOLA-BAL III goes down?
4. What is your favorite Taylor Swift song NOT COUNTING any song that appears on 1989?
1 - Definitely Philadelphia. New Orleans is a successful team who has beaten us in meaningful games. We have a legitimate rivalry. They beat us in the Ultimus. We beat them in the Ultimus. It's a back and forth that is worthy of the memes from NOLA. Philly? They're just sad. They're kind of pathetic. They are about to lose their two best defenders this off season, after shipping off a second round pick to get them. Their smack talking is so annoying because its backed up by nothing.
2 - I think Avon should be a first ballot hall of famer. Avon is the most efficient passer in NSFL history. He has made the Pro Bowl 8 straight seasons, at two different positions. Second all time in Passing Yards, Touchdowns, Completion Percentage, the all time leader in passing rating as well as leading the Hawks to the Ultimus and an eventual title. I don't see how King Bronko can make the Hall of Fame and Avon not make it.
3 - It's going to be a great game for sure. These two teams are fairly evenly matched but if I have to make a prediction there is a 0% chance I am picking against the Hawks. I obviously am going to pick us, I think our front 7 should be able to bother Borkus and hopefully get a ton of sacks.
4 - The answer fluctuates for sure, but as of right now its 22. A total jam, great song. You belong with me is also up there
3rd task
Sit-down with a fan:Answer questions for an interview from a player that is not your own. You must answer at least four questions and at least three must relate to the league in some way. Link to the interviewers PT to receive credit. NOTE: THEY MUST POST THE QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS FOR YOU TO GET CREDIT. (Can be completed at any point)
Courtesy of @iamslm22
1 - How did it feel to beat OCO again?
2 - What are expectations in the third battle of NOLA and BAL
3 - What does the future hold for Blackford Oaks as he heads into regression?
4 - If you had to play for another team in the NSFL who would it be?
1. Honestly beating Orange County has become kind of old hat at this point. I'm not sure we've ever met in the playoffs in what would be considered an even match-up so it's not exactly unexpected. The NSFL has become so much about quarterback timelines and unfortunately for them they've been a step or two behind since Showbiz took over for Boss. Once Showbiz maxes out then we'll be on a bit more of an even playing field.
2. Expectations are, of course, to win and bring home another championship. Our two games against Baltimore this season have been decided by 3 and 6 points, respectively, so I fully expect another tight game but home field is stupid in this sim so New Orleans gets the nod. The teams are pretty evenly balanced across the roster but I do think that New Orleans has an advantage at wide receiver depth that could come into play late in the game due to the way the sim throttles receivers. So tl;dr sim sucks, NOLA doots.
3. Regression is lame as fuck and since I've spent the last 2 seasons yo-yoing between 90 and 100 endurance I'm kind of excited to start a new player and start applying useful TPE again. Not sure when that'll be but probably within a couple of seasons.
4. I have nothing but hate in my heart so let's do this one by process of elimination. Otters are big stinky so not them. Same with Outlaws. Philly would've been in consideration at one point but they've definitely ratcheted up the annoying factor and it'd be harder for me to mock them if I was on them. Yellowknife deleted my collection of bulges from their discord so they can fuck off. I don't really have anything against San Jose and like a lot of the young players there but it would hurt to be in the same conference as New Orleans so scratch them off. That leaves the two teams that had the best pitches when I kinda sorta tested free agency: Baltimore and Colorado. The strike against Colorado is, of course, that they fucking suck and I don't know if it's bad luck or a curse or what but they just take blow after blow. That said, dropbear's free agency pitch to me was completely made up of self-deprecating memes so that's something I can appreciate and I think it'd be fun to try to turn the Yeti around. Plus Colorado is awesome. Baltimore on the other hand severely lacks in the memeing department and definitely feels too mature for someone like me. However, I do know and like a large portion of their roster and I feel bad for slm since I carried him while we GMed the Swifties together and I think he's lost his touch in his old age and his ability to consistently win without me so out of pity I'd probably pick Baltimore.
4th task
That Magic Moment: Show one of the most exciting points in a game. (Must be completed after the game you write about )
![[Image: h5Ta7H1.png]](https://i.imgur.com/h5Ta7H1.png)
