(S11) - Ultimus Week

[YoungTB]

ROBBED: the philly liberty were robbed from a playoff spot and i am super mad it came down to this !!!! i warned the nfsl about this and the philly liberty are the best team in the world so yeah so i'm going to talk about the philly liberty okay so falconi is the best qb and she is awesome she also is really hot but don't tell her i said that ok so next best wrs are bush Jordon von matt and felix hasselhoff so yeah they are really cool cats and they are really good are catching footballs finally we have the best running back in the entire world marquise "touchdown" brown he is really good at running and is probably the best rb this world has ever seen did you guys know that well now you know so finally we have the best defense too bly kamaka brock weathers are all the best dudes ever so yeah so basically guys this is it the philly liberty are the best fuck you nsfl we are the best we should have made the fuckig playoffs asshole but we will next year we are so good and we are going to get even better next year did you know that well that was a little fun fact so ha ha ha ha fun fact bitch so yeah philly liberty should have made the playoffs fuck you bitch fuck hawks we're the best and we would have won the wentire damn thing bitch

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PLAYOFF SERIES MVP: alright so you guys know owen taylor sucks but i'm gonna say he was actually kinda good for once in the national simulation footballl conference championship between the yeti noises bal hawks lol okay so yeah he is stupid and kinda a butthole so yeah uhh he does pretty good in one of the things the game against the yeti he does some running and he carries stupid applehort on his back ha ha actually applehort is kinda cool these days but hawks still suck okay so uh what happens is that he gets like 200 yards and 2 touchdowns and then gets some cool stuff going for the hawks they beat the yeti what was it like 54 to 12 i dont know the actual answer but eh whatever okay so yeah they win the game and the hawks suck because they lose the ultimus but honestly owen taylor did kinda good but thats mainly because of his stupid good offense it was statistically proven actually if you look at the statitsitcs and marquise brown is the better rb statistically proven lead the league in rushing yards and i am the best of all time and everyone else sucks ha ha so yeah the mvp is owen taylor but im rb of the year DUH

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HATE THE PLAYER OR THE GAME: honestly this entire league can suck my dick. but yeah i also hate the hawks they suck and they only won one ultimus in their 11 years of existence it took them 10 years ha ha ha how pathetic meanwhile an accomplished team like the philadelphia liberty won in season 8 or whatever i kinda forgot but it's not important because the philly liberty are better and we have a better future like who the fuck does baltimore have? ANTONIO SUMMER? ha ha ha they really think they can compete with Touchdown Brown and the Liberty truly sad honestly like i have no words but yeah they really shouldn't have made the playoffs becasue nuimber one they suck number two we destroyed them in week 6 30 - 14 in case you forgot yup i had two touchdowns that game and i was awesome unlike stupid dumb owen taylor who is crab okay so yeah that is my answer baltimore hawks suck and they shouldn't have made the playoffs seriously they can suck my weener along with this entire league you all can suck my wang okay so yeah that's it i'm done but hawks still suck and the lost the ultimus what stupid poopy head losers ya know ha ha ha

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PLAYOFF REVIEW: these playoffs SUCKED you wanna know why well sit down little bitch because i'll tell you why okay so the four teams that made the playoffs are the wack ass second line, the stupid otters, the lame yeti NoIsEs and the fucking trash ass bum ass applehort baltimore hawks legit i couldn't pick a more awful lineup of teams i mean this is pathetic at least put a team like the outlaws in like come on. worst of all the philly liberty, the best team in the league, wasn't even in the playoffs because of the sabercats like fuck the sabercats am i right anyways these playoffs sucked and i didn't watch any of it because unlike you people i don't want brain cancer sadly okay so yeah these playoffs sucked, we should have saw better players like marquise brown in it unlike trash ass owen taylor like who the fuck is that guy. seriously he is fucking trash. i could have made a better playoff series starting with who other than the philly liberty the yellowknife wraiths the outlaws and the orange county otters that would have made for some better matchups in my opinion but then again no one has cared about my opinion ever since i was born so why bother right

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