This offseason, I ended the Arab Israeli conflict. When I told my friends what I wanted to do, they were skeptical. A lot of them didn't believe in me. But, I'm a professional athlete. I've persevered in the face of the greatest obstacles. I believed in myself.
I rented out a luxury suite at the Hilton in Cypress. It was fabulous.
Without telling the other, I invited each of the leadership groups from Israel, the West Bank and Gaza for a nice lunch at my suite. I go way back with them from an old poker tournament circle we all used to play in, so they were all eager to catch up with me.
The Hamas guys got there first, and they were straight-up gangsta'. We jammed to some old Tupac and they broke out some dope hash. When Abbas got there, they were a little on edge, but that boss hash kept them nice and calm. When Bibi walked in, though, shit was tense.
Everyone started yelling and was ready to leave, but I yelled, "Hey! You are being really uncool right now." That settled things down.
Once I had everyone settled in, I looked at them and said, "Listen, what you are fighting over is some super important holy-ass shit and a lot of people really want it. You need to share that shit, it's not cool what you are all doing."
I could tell they were all ashamed. They all agreed they would stop having the Arab-Israeli conflict and they would be good and share the Holy Land. They all sent me fruit baskets to thank me.
I rented out a luxury suite at the Hilton in Cypress. It was fabulous.
Without telling the other, I invited each of the leadership groups from Israel, the West Bank and Gaza for a nice lunch at my suite. I go way back with them from an old poker tournament circle we all used to play in, so they were all eager to catch up with me.
The Hamas guys got there first, and they were straight-up gangsta'. We jammed to some old Tupac and they broke out some dope hash. When Abbas got there, they were a little on edge, but that boss hash kept them nice and calm. When Bibi walked in, though, shit was tense.
Everyone started yelling and was ready to leave, but I yelled, "Hey! You are being really uncool right now." That settled things down.
Once I had everyone settled in, I looked at them and said, "Listen, what you are fighting over is some super important holy-ass shit and a lot of people really want it. You need to share that shit, it's not cool what you are all doing."
I could tell they were all ashamed. They all agreed they would stop having the Arab-Israeli conflict and they would be good and share the Holy Land. They all sent me fruit baskets to thank me.
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