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[PaytonM34]

oh man you guys dont even want to hear about brian mill's offseason it was a disaster more of a disaster then you can even imagine like imagine the biggest disaster you could think of, forget about it cuz thats only like half the disaster that this offseason was because the first day after winning the ultimus brian mills missed his plane back to tijuana to go visit the luchadores as they were going to be playing in the dsfl ultimini and guess what he didn't even make it to the game which obviously was why they ended up losing to the snake pythons like how are the pythons still good i dont even know but anyways the rest of the offseason was thrown out of whack right from day one because brian was only able to watch film on the past season like 3 whole times and god damn his joints are getting to the best of him it feels like next season theres going to be some spontaneous drop in talent for whatever reason thats what all players entering their 7th season go through it must be some kind of crazy football phenomenon overall but you know what just kidding it was actually a decent offseason.

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