(S12) - PT 2 - Not All on Training

[Muford]

D’Pez Poopsie isn’t your normal every day run of the mill football player that blows money on drugs, strippers, and the like. He is not the sharpest tool in the shed, so he spends a shit ton of his extra money on unnecessary things like pet rocks, pet plants, pet ants, and he also sends a shit ton home to his family. Poopsie is quite the odd man, since he thinks that his pet rocks and pet plants can talk to him. His plants are actually named after the heist crew in Money Heist, and his pet rocks are named after different characters in the T.V. Show Community. D’Pez’s ants are named after different anime characters. If you can tell, D’Pez doesn’t really have a lot of friends, so he just does random acts like this to have people to talk to on a daily basis. His teammates love him on the field, but off of it, well, I guess you can say it’s a different story. He has tried to open up to some of his teammates and they just kind of give him that long blank stare like something is seriously wrong with him, which in all honesty, probably is.

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