They say that a mans integrity is only determined by the number of Victory Royales that they have on Fortnite and I'm here to say that that sentiment is 100 percent true. Dan Schneider is practically poor because he hardly has the required amount of money to get all of his weekly trainings along with seasonal professional equipment but we're going to ignore that for this point task and assume that he's capable of splurging on some nice stuff. Ever since Schneider first began to play Fortnite with all of his boys, he had become obsessed with being the best Fortniter that ever lived. He had even began to do the most popular Fortnite dances on the field, much to the dismay of the Hawks' fans. With this, Schneider had begun to shell out portions of his paycheck to Fortnite tutors all across the world in an attempt of being as amazing as possible. He had been tutored so much that rumors had actually been leaked out recently that he is inflicted with ligma, but he's worked hard towards refuting these claims. In the end, Daniel Schneider has wasted so much of his leisure money on stupid shit that soon he's going to be sitting on the street asking for spare change in exchange for special favors.

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