(S12) - PT 2 - Not All on Training

[pazuzu]

Kif are we a lucky bunch to be in the greatest city on this marvelous planet, San Diego. Home of my team the San Diego Saber Cats… and the San Diego Seals, man do I love me some box lacrosse, can’t get enough of it. Living in San Diego is absolutely amazing, everything is so cheap here. They do not even have dollar stores, they have 50 cent stores. And my out of pocket training only costs me a total of $10 dollars each week, so I can spend my money however I want. After my training each week I got to Michaels’ and go shopping for some new crafts for myself and the team to do, you know for some lovely team bonding, and the new velour outfits they have on sale. After I am done shopping there, I go to the local off-track betting, I have a gambling problem which includes grey hound racing and penny slots. Those god damn old ladies always follow me around and steal my machines! Lastly, I go to the local homeless shelter with my last couple hundred thousand dollars and literally burn the rest of the money to keep them warm in their time of need. Some call be a humanitarian…. Others an asshole…. But my name Zapp Brannigan, and don’t you forget that.