(S12) - PT 2 - Not All on Training

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Dean Jackson is professional football's highest paid kicker by season (heaven knows why... those darned league minimums!), and although money gets tight with his seeming addiction to the newest and most advanced training regimens (which never seem to propel him to the top of the league in terms of kicking skill, but oh well), he also spends it on friends and family. Recently, he sent friend and ex-kicker Micycle McCormick a vintage Xbox 360 console and an unused copy of Madden 12, one of the last Madden games in which you could play a kicker in player franchise mode. He also sent friend and kicker mafia companion Turk Turkleton a framed photo of a giraffe (a now critically endangered species in this year of 202#). Jackson doesn't understand Turkleton's interest in giraffe's, but he respects the man's giraffe activism and enthusiasm. Jackson also bought himself a snuggie. The company had long since gone bankrupt and been bought-out, but somehow Jackson found a sealed package of the ancient 2014-ish meme-inducing product. He is quoted as saying "Man, this is comfy as all heck but it was suuure not worth the cash I shelled out for it." Tragic. Oh well. Jackson bought neat stuff. Thanks for reading about it.

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