1. I gave a signed and game used football jersey to Adrian Pitcher who has always thought too much of me.
2. I gave Epictitus Milburn advice to not declare for the PBE draft--which he promptly ignored....silly old man.
3. I gave Declan Harp some Football for Dummies books because he needs to bump that intelligence if he wants to take his game to the next level.
4. I accidentally gave Turk Turkleton a swift kick to nads while he was giving me the gift of some free kicking lessons.
5. I gave Charlie Trout a lesson in how to cover the most dynamic Tight End the league has ever seen.
6. I gave Owen Taylor a rolex because wow where has the time gone, he's more than a third of the way through his final season before retirement.
7. I gave up on the idea of becoming the most potent weapon on the offense after the Hawks acquired Antonio Summer and Vinny Valentine won Breakout Player of the Year.
2. I gave Epictitus Milburn advice to not declare for the PBE draft--which he promptly ignored....silly old man.
3. I gave Declan Harp some Football for Dummies books because he needs to bump that intelligence if he wants to take his game to the next level.
4. I accidentally gave Turk Turkleton a swift kick to nads while he was giving me the gift of some free kicking lessons.
5. I gave Charlie Trout a lesson in how to cover the most dynamic Tight End the league has ever seen.
6. I gave Owen Taylor a rolex because wow where has the time gone, he's more than a third of the way through his final season before retirement.
7. I gave up on the idea of becoming the most potent weapon on the offense after the Hawks acquired Antonio Summer and Vinny Valentine won Breakout Player of the Year.
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