1. For my quarterback, Ryan Applehort, I got him a bunch of apples. It seemed appropriate.
2. For my secondary partner Dermot Lavelle, I got him some IcyHot rub, to help his aching old bones last one more season.
3. For another secondary partner, Bobson Dugnutt, I got him some sandals, socks, and a case of cheap beer, because he's the dad I've always wanted.
4. For the D lineman Zach Skinner, I got him some big books. He wants to get educated. Look at the brains on Skinner.
5. I got ex teammate Chad Pennington a Red Wings hat. He's a fan, but also left us, so I cried my own tears into it first.
6. I got the other ex-teammate Thad Pennington a Brad Pennington jersey, for no reason at all other than a good laugh.
7. I got young boy WR Josh Parker some poutine and maple syrup, because we are both Canadian and we must stick together and remember where we came from.
2. For my secondary partner Dermot Lavelle, I got him some IcyHot rub, to help his aching old bones last one more season.
3. For another secondary partner, Bobson Dugnutt, I got him some sandals, socks, and a case of cheap beer, because he's the dad I've always wanted.
4. For the D lineman Zach Skinner, I got him some big books. He wants to get educated. Look at the brains on Skinner.
5. I got ex teammate Chad Pennington a Red Wings hat. He's a fan, but also left us, so I cried my own tears into it first.
6. I got the other ex-teammate Thad Pennington a Brad Pennington jersey, for no reason at all other than a good laugh.
7. I got young boy WR Josh Parker some poutine and maple syrup, because we are both Canadian and we must stick together and remember where we came from.
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