1. I bought D'Pez Poopsie a new XBOX controller after he broke it when I beat him in every game out there.
2. I bought Trey Staley a get well soon card after his favorite Outer Banks Aviators of the PBE lost in the World Series.
3. I bought Kazimir Oles some new gloves so he keeps catching my passes
4. I bought Neo Donaldson a new car because he is the answer to my prayers.
5. I bought the Penningtons a Welcome sign because I forgot to this off-season.
6. I bought Jerrod Canton a copy of the latest NSFL video game so he can run the ball every play.
7. The team bought me some new cleats to try and get me to run faster.
2. I bought Trey Staley a get well soon card after his favorite Outer Banks Aviators of the PBE lost in the World Series.
3. I bought Kazimir Oles some new gloves so he keeps catching my passes
4. I bought Neo Donaldson a new car because he is the answer to my prayers.
5. I bought the Penningtons a Welcome sign because I forgot to this off-season.
6. I bought Jerrod Canton a copy of the latest NSFL video game so he can run the ball every play.
7. The team bought me some new cleats to try and get me to run faster.
![[Image: image.png?width=1111&height=625]](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/683033414848348254/1104181360693874828/image.png?width=1111&height=625)
Former players:
QB Joliet Christ Jr. (HON/BER) (1x Ultimus Champ)
WR Deondre Thomas-Fox (SJS) (2x Ultimus Champ)
QB Joliet L. Christ (SJS) (Hall of Fame) (1x Ultimus Champ)
