(S12) - PT 4 - Midseason Review

[pazuzu]

Wow Kif…just wow I cannot believe these pipsqueaks have learned so much from me this quickly. Seems like that we are winning games and a lot of them too. I could not be more excited, the better we are, the more people that watch us, hence the more people staring at this beautiful figure. We are 9-1 as a team, which no one expected not even myself, and tied having the best record in the league. It is absolutely phenomenal my Kif. Not only that, but I am not doing too shabby myself either. I scored one of those touch downy thingies that you always mention, and according to the league stats it looks like I am currently fifth in receiving yards, 289, for my position. I wish to contribute more but Christ likes to throw to less clumsy people that actually score touchdowns and do not drop passes. Oh well… looks like we are going to have to trade him now… Zappy needs more balls. Hopefully in the second half of the season we can continue our dominance like we demonstrated earlier this year. Also, I hope to stop dropping the voluptuous pig skin as much, that way Zappy boo can get more yards.