If D’Pez Poopsie could go to any position, he would easily go back to his original position of choice, running back. He was a running back in college, and he played running back in the DSFL, and he was pretty damn good at it. D’Pez Poopsie decided to bite the bullet when he got drafted and move over to cornerback because it was what San Jose needed at the time. There is no lost love here, as he has become one of the top cornerbacks (In terms of hours in the gym) and he continues to strive to be the best player ever, but what would have happened if he stayed running back? Would he be lighting up the league? Would he have been drafted to San Jose? Where would D’Pez be, and every now and again, he sits back and thinks about his career as a running back and how different the league and the draft could have been if he only had stayed at his original position of love. Who knows, but just know this, D’Pez is going to be running crazy as a running back, cornerback, or hell wherever you put him. D’Pez is the truth, and he’s here to show everyone why.
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