Task 1: PBE PT
Task 2: Written: Write 200 words on your team and either why they should be looked at as Ultimus champions this season, or if your team has been eliminated, next year, or the year after for those non-believers.
The Orange County Otters really did well this season, after struggling early on. The San Jose SaberCats really dialed up the pressure on the Orange County Otters to wins some key matchups down the stretch because the San Jose SaberCats got off to a really hot start. All of the members of the SaberCats update really frequently which puts serious strain on my fingers every single Saturday of every week (help @bovovovo) and they were a feisty bunch to deal with. The San Jose SaberCats even went and beat the Otters at home real early on in the season to really give the Orange County Otters little to no room for error down the stretch. The Otters ended up winning a massive game at home against the SaberCats with a huge interception from Jonathan Rice. Then, the Otters shut down the SaberCats in the playoffs, limiting every SaberCat receiver to under 50 receiving yards. It was a culmination of a season's worth of trash talk and intense play, and I think the Otters have already had their hardest test heading into the actual Ultimus Game tomorrow. The Otters should be able to handle the Hawks defense after doing well containing the SaberCats and picking apart their vaunted, much hyped defense.
Task 3: Written: Write 200 words on one of the QB matchups in this year's playoffs. What are you most excited to see (Or excited to have seen), who will play better (Or who played better), etc.
Gus T.T. Showbiz had some struggles at times this season. But now he is rounding into shape for the playoffs and could be ready to have his defining moments as a quarterback in the NSFL. Showbiz particularly struggled on the road very consistently, earning the name of "Roadbiz" when he struggled to complete over 50% of his passes on the road. And when he was at home, Showbiz was "Homebiz", completely picking apart defenses and feeding Ricky Adams the ball far too many times. On the other side of the ball, Childish Gambino leads the Baltimore Hawks into another Ultimus Game appearance. This notably will be their 3rd quarterback in 3 seasons, following the paths of Avon Blocksdale and Ryan Applehort. The former defensive end turned quarterback had a solid season if just unremarkable. He did well enough to guide the Hawks to the #1 seed in the NSFC and now sees his team into the Ultimus Game, which is all you can really ask for from your quarterback. Expect Showbiz to have the arm talent advantage and for the two to have a classic game of back and forth. We already got a preview of this game late in the regular season but both quarterbacks performed terribly. Let's hope for a better game in the Ultimus.
Task 4: Written: Not everyone loves each other, write 200 words on an opposing player or player in this year's Ultimus playoffs about how they will struggle, why do you want them to lose? (Don't be too mean).
I really do not like D'Pez Poopsie. The San Jose cornerback talks a lot of mad trash about opposing receivers and opposing teams, but what has he done to justify the trash talk? Absolutely nothing. You only have to take a look at his numbers against Carlito Crush this season. Poopsie admittedly did well to contain Crush in Week 4 to just 3 catches for 48 total yards. But, in Week 11, Carlito Crush completely torched and shredded Poopsie to the tune of 6 catches for 131 yards and a touchdown. Poopsie was left in the dust by Crush numerous times this game, and this game truly ended up being the one that cost the SaberCats their chance at the #1 seed in the ASFC. Now, let's see what Crush did against Poopsie in the playoffs. That's right, 6 catches for 133 yards and a touchdown. Crush put up almost the exact same stat line on Poopsie in a very short span of time, so Poopsie really should shut his mouth next time about the SaberCats and humble himself. Until Poopsie can truly shut down opposing WR #1s, he is best fit to keep himself on the practice field and using his oxygen there for training rather than talking.
Interview with @Daybe:
1. YKW and OCO have already engaged in a couple trades in recent weeks, notably the Sapp and Helanen trades. How would you evaluate those trades from your perspective?
2. Who are some of the top prospects in this draft and in the YKW system that you're excited about?
3. You're one season into the job at YKW. How did the season go?
4. You're also now one season removed from leaving Baltimore. Any thoughts on the team, after their Ultimus loss?
1. I'm happy for each one. I have plenty of faith in our managers, Dermot Lavelle and Don Gruden. Obviously it sucks to lose a veteran like Andre, but we got a pretty nice haul. As for Tommy, I am pumped up! Dude has a crazy work ethic and he's a real grinder. He's already came in and talked it up in our locker room. Super excited to throw to him.
2. In this draft, I like a lot of guys. Obviously if we were to add another receiver to this core our guy would be Lucius Kane. If we were to find Dermot's replacement, we'd have three great options in Spencer Castle, Chris Steele, and Johnny Snuggles. On the defensive line, Benson Harris would be a plug and play starter from day 1. In our system, I love a lot of guys, as well! Dick Wizardry is a stud. All purpose, jack of all trades, whatever you wanna call it, he gets it done. On defense, Pecker Cox reminds me of Wraiths legend Bork Bjornsson in various ways, and he's gonna be a force.
3. It was a rollercoaster season. We had some playoff aspirations to begin - but Chad and Thad told me that they were going to leave in the offseason and wanted me to get value back from them. So we made a very tough decision, and got a great value for them. We pulled off a few upsets - games people said we weren't gonna win and lost some of the easier games on our schedule. Up and down for sure.
4. After the trade with Colorado, they're a different team. It's sad to see my bud Verso L'Alto go, cause he's a tremendous dude and he's the best tight end in NSFL history. It's gonna be weird seeing him in a Yeti uniform. I respect everyone in that organization, however, and I know that slm has a plan after this season to get right back in the mix for a ship.
i'm gonna post the questions i asked you, can you do the same?
Task 2: Written: Write 200 words on your team and either why they should be looked at as Ultimus champions this season, or if your team has been eliminated, next year, or the year after for those non-believers.
The Orange County Otters really did well this season, after struggling early on. The San Jose SaberCats really dialed up the pressure on the Orange County Otters to wins some key matchups down the stretch because the San Jose SaberCats got off to a really hot start. All of the members of the SaberCats update really frequently which puts serious strain on my fingers every single Saturday of every week (help @bovovovo) and they were a feisty bunch to deal with. The San Jose SaberCats even went and beat the Otters at home real early on in the season to really give the Orange County Otters little to no room for error down the stretch. The Otters ended up winning a massive game at home against the SaberCats with a huge interception from Jonathan Rice. Then, the Otters shut down the SaberCats in the playoffs, limiting every SaberCat receiver to under 50 receiving yards. It was a culmination of a season's worth of trash talk and intense play, and I think the Otters have already had their hardest test heading into the actual Ultimus Game tomorrow. The Otters should be able to handle the Hawks defense after doing well containing the SaberCats and picking apart their vaunted, much hyped defense.
Task 3: Written: Write 200 words on one of the QB matchups in this year's playoffs. What are you most excited to see (Or excited to have seen), who will play better (Or who played better), etc.
Gus T.T. Showbiz had some struggles at times this season. But now he is rounding into shape for the playoffs and could be ready to have his defining moments as a quarterback in the NSFL. Showbiz particularly struggled on the road very consistently, earning the name of "Roadbiz" when he struggled to complete over 50% of his passes on the road. And when he was at home, Showbiz was "Homebiz", completely picking apart defenses and feeding Ricky Adams the ball far too many times. On the other side of the ball, Childish Gambino leads the Baltimore Hawks into another Ultimus Game appearance. This notably will be their 3rd quarterback in 3 seasons, following the paths of Avon Blocksdale and Ryan Applehort. The former defensive end turned quarterback had a solid season if just unremarkable. He did well enough to guide the Hawks to the #1 seed in the NSFC and now sees his team into the Ultimus Game, which is all you can really ask for from your quarterback. Expect Showbiz to have the arm talent advantage and for the two to have a classic game of back and forth. We already got a preview of this game late in the regular season but both quarterbacks performed terribly. Let's hope for a better game in the Ultimus.
Task 4: Written: Not everyone loves each other, write 200 words on an opposing player or player in this year's Ultimus playoffs about how they will struggle, why do you want them to lose? (Don't be too mean).
I really do not like D'Pez Poopsie. The San Jose cornerback talks a lot of mad trash about opposing receivers and opposing teams, but what has he done to justify the trash talk? Absolutely nothing. You only have to take a look at his numbers against Carlito Crush this season. Poopsie admittedly did well to contain Crush in Week 4 to just 3 catches for 48 total yards. But, in Week 11, Carlito Crush completely torched and shredded Poopsie to the tune of 6 catches for 131 yards and a touchdown. Poopsie was left in the dust by Crush numerous times this game, and this game truly ended up being the one that cost the SaberCats their chance at the #1 seed in the ASFC. Now, let's see what Crush did against Poopsie in the playoffs. That's right, 6 catches for 133 yards and a touchdown. Crush put up almost the exact same stat line on Poopsie in a very short span of time, so Poopsie really should shut his mouth next time about the SaberCats and humble himself. Until Poopsie can truly shut down opposing WR #1s, he is best fit to keep himself on the practice field and using his oxygen there for training rather than talking.
Interview with @Daybe:
1. YKW and OCO have already engaged in a couple trades in recent weeks, notably the Sapp and Helanen trades. How would you evaluate those trades from your perspective?
2. Who are some of the top prospects in this draft and in the YKW system that you're excited about?
3. You're one season into the job at YKW. How did the season go?
4. You're also now one season removed from leaving Baltimore. Any thoughts on the team, after their Ultimus loss?
1. I'm happy for each one. I have plenty of faith in our managers, Dermot Lavelle and Don Gruden. Obviously it sucks to lose a veteran like Andre, but we got a pretty nice haul. As for Tommy, I am pumped up! Dude has a crazy work ethic and he's a real grinder. He's already came in and talked it up in our locker room. Super excited to throw to him.
2. In this draft, I like a lot of guys. Obviously if we were to add another receiver to this core our guy would be Lucius Kane. If we were to find Dermot's replacement, we'd have three great options in Spencer Castle, Chris Steele, and Johnny Snuggles. On the defensive line, Benson Harris would be a plug and play starter from day 1. In our system, I love a lot of guys, as well! Dick Wizardry is a stud. All purpose, jack of all trades, whatever you wanna call it, he gets it done. On defense, Pecker Cox reminds me of Wraiths legend Bork Bjornsson in various ways, and he's gonna be a force.
3. It was a rollercoaster season. We had some playoff aspirations to begin - but Chad and Thad told me that they were going to leave in the offseason and wanted me to get value back from them. So we made a very tough decision, and got a great value for them. We pulled off a few upsets - games people said we weren't gonna win and lost some of the easier games on our schedule. Up and down for sure.
4. After the trade with Colorado, they're a different team. It's sad to see my bud Verso L'Alto go, cause he's a tremendous dude and he's the best tight end in NSFL history. It's gonna be weird seeing him in a Yeti uniform. I respect everyone in that organization, however, and I know that slm has a plan after this season to get right back in the mix for a ship.
i'm gonna post the questions i asked you, can you do the same?
