01-17-2019, 08:11 PM
(This post was last modified: 01-20-2019, 02:24 AM by White Cornerback.)
CHOOSE 4 TASKS, EACH WILL BE REWARDED 2.5 TPE FOR COMPLETION FOR A MAXIMUM OF 10 TPE 
KEEP IN MIND:
1) Written tasks must be at least 200 words (No exceptions).
2) You can do any option for any task, they can be a mix, but please only do each task once.
3) Only submit one post in this thread.
4) Graphics must be more than text on an image, it is Ultimus week, show Ultimus effort.
5) This year will see the addition of podcast options, please stay on topic for the task, make sure to include 5 minutes of talk on the task you are working with.
6) You may use a PBE PT for credit for a task here, you may use this as credit for PBE PT also.
7) Same applies to SHL, SHL PT for one task here, use this for PT credit in SHL also.
8) GOMHL will have the same applied for media there and Ultimus can be used for media points there.
9) IMPORTANT: ONLY 2 AFFILIATED PTs WILL BE ACCEPTED FOR CREDIT. PBE/SHL, PBE/GOMHL, SHL,GOMHL, but not PBE/SHL/GOMHL.
10) These tasks can be written about the NSFL or DSFL playoffs.
1) IT IS OUR TIME THIS (NEXT) YEAR - Can be completed anytime
Written: Write 200 words on your team and either why they should be looked at as Ultimus champions this season, or if your team has been eliminated, next year, or the year after for those non-believers.
The Yellowknife Wraiths likely won't win a Ultimus until S20 judging by the talents currently on the team, but this is the land of make-believe and all that so let's give it a shot. The Yellowknife Wraiths might win the Ultimus because they've got a pretty insanely good quarterback known as Ryan Applehort. They have a pretty incredible running back duo between Carrasco and Wizardry (otherwise known as Weapon XXX). They have a solid WR core between Parker and the new guy Helanen acquired in a trade. They then have a stud TE in Adrian Pitcher, after trading away longtime Wraith Glenn McPoyal in a trade to the Orange County Otters.
On the defensive side of the ball, the Wraiths might win in S13 with a very strong defensive line consisting of Woodham, Skinner, and Foster. As for linebackers, the Wraiths have really fuck all if we're being honest and I'm really unsure if we've even got any linebackers on the current roster, so realistically we're gonna need some bodies in the LB core if we want to win a single game, nevermind a championship. In the secondary, they've got Lavelle who's in his last season alongside the aging Cameron Taylor, Jake Verden and Bobson Dugnutt.
In the special teams section we have of course, longtime Yellowknife kicker "Forfeit" combined with Castleberry banging punts in from kilometres away.[i]
2) SPOTLIGHT ON THE YOUTH - Can be completed anytime
Written: Write 200 words on one of the players in this year's Ultimus Week that are Season 10 or newer and spotlight on how they can affect this year's Ultimus. (Or have affected)
[i]Charlie Trout of the Baltimore Hawks is an absolute unit. Now most of these fuckin chumps are amateurs, either out here using word inflator or whatever the fuck you call it. Most of these fucking dinks will likely have their fucking index open in a new tab alongside the one they're writing in, or theyve got it in a fucking window semi split down their screen so they can see both at once, real tryhard 7 shit. The majority of these guys are finished, pretty much MOOSE MEAT as soon as Ed from Chowderheads and his boys get their hands on them. Me? I don't even have the fucking index open, I'm speaking off the cuff and straight from the bosom of the beast, fuck your index I'm gonna explain why Charlie Trout will have an effect on this years Ultimus.
This Charlie Trout guy aint your average millennial, he's not into kissing dudes and braiding eachothers hair. He's out there to play some fuckin football, crack some skulls and wink at some hotties on the sideline (both genders because he is an equal employer). Trout is quick, he's strong but most of all he loves football and wont quit. This guy takes a licking and keeps on ticking, he's made of something different. Unlike the rest of the pansys out there afraid to ruin their nice uniforms or fancy looking hair, Trouts out there with flames in his stomach and stars in his eyes, the way footballs meant to be. He's going to affect the game with his ability to exist.
5) ENEMIES HAPPEN - Can be completed anytime.
Written: Not everyone loves each other, write 200 words on an opposing player or player in this year's Ultimus playoffs about how they will struggle, why do you want them to lose? (Don't be too mean).
Let's be honest it's like fucking 6am here in Ireland right now and I'm finishing Ultimus Week. The Playoffs are long over and we all know the Otters won. Now I'll be honest in saying and hopefully everybody reading this agrees with me, Fuck sunnycursed. Why? He's a little bitch. Remember earlier when I told you all about Charlie Trout and how he's a real man's man? A real John Wayne type without the cancer or casual racism but you get what I'm saying. Yeah this guy Sunnycursed, he's exactly the sort of soft as babyshit guy that Trout aint.
This sunnycursed guy spits in the face of traditional football, he doesn't care for rules but he doesn't make his own. This dude rocks a fucking man bun with a goofy ass goatee that we all know he maintains and likely trims every day, this fucking dude. When he's out there all he cares about are two things... actually three. The first is how good of a condition his manbun is in, he's actually looking to the cameras in the sidelines to see the reflection of his hair. His 2nd priority out there is what sort of cute celebration he can do in the endzone after he catches a touchdown. His final priority out there on the field is just how much tail he can get after the game, this one I'll give him a pass on, but the other two makes me hate this guy.
4) SHL PT
KEEP IN MIND:
1) Written tasks must be at least 200 words (No exceptions).
2) You can do any option for any task, they can be a mix, but please only do each task once.
3) Only submit one post in this thread.
4) Graphics must be more than text on an image, it is Ultimus week, show Ultimus effort.
5) This year will see the addition of podcast options, please stay on topic for the task, make sure to include 5 minutes of talk on the task you are working with.
6) You may use a PBE PT for credit for a task here, you may use this as credit for PBE PT also.
7) Same applies to SHL, SHL PT for one task here, use this for PT credit in SHL also.
8) GOMHL will have the same applied for media there and Ultimus can be used for media points there.
9) IMPORTANT: ONLY 2 AFFILIATED PTs WILL BE ACCEPTED FOR CREDIT. PBE/SHL, PBE/GOMHL, SHL,GOMHL, but not PBE/SHL/GOMHL.
10) These tasks can be written about the NSFL or DSFL playoffs.
1) IT IS OUR TIME THIS (NEXT) YEAR - Can be completed anytime
Written: Write 200 words on your team and either why they should be looked at as Ultimus champions this season, or if your team has been eliminated, next year, or the year after for those non-believers.
The Yellowknife Wraiths likely won't win a Ultimus until S20 judging by the talents currently on the team, but this is the land of make-believe and all that so let's give it a shot. The Yellowknife Wraiths might win the Ultimus because they've got a pretty insanely good quarterback known as Ryan Applehort. They have a pretty incredible running back duo between Carrasco and Wizardry (otherwise known as Weapon XXX). They have a solid WR core between Parker and the new guy Helanen acquired in a trade. They then have a stud TE in Adrian Pitcher, after trading away longtime Wraith Glenn McPoyal in a trade to the Orange County Otters.
On the defensive side of the ball, the Wraiths might win in S13 with a very strong defensive line consisting of Woodham, Skinner, and Foster. As for linebackers, the Wraiths have really fuck all if we're being honest and I'm really unsure if we've even got any linebackers on the current roster, so realistically we're gonna need some bodies in the LB core if we want to win a single game, nevermind a championship. In the secondary, they've got Lavelle who's in his last season alongside the aging Cameron Taylor, Jake Verden and Bobson Dugnutt.
In the special teams section we have of course, longtime Yellowknife kicker "Forfeit" combined with Castleberry banging punts in from kilometres away.[i]
2) SPOTLIGHT ON THE YOUTH - Can be completed anytime
Written: Write 200 words on one of the players in this year's Ultimus Week that are Season 10 or newer and spotlight on how they can affect this year's Ultimus. (Or have affected)
[i]Charlie Trout of the Baltimore Hawks is an absolute unit. Now most of these fuckin chumps are amateurs, either out here using word inflator or whatever the fuck you call it. Most of these fucking dinks will likely have their fucking index open in a new tab alongside the one they're writing in, or theyve got it in a fucking window semi split down their screen so they can see both at once, real tryhard 7 shit. The majority of these guys are finished, pretty much MOOSE MEAT as soon as Ed from Chowderheads and his boys get their hands on them. Me? I don't even have the fucking index open, I'm speaking off the cuff and straight from the bosom of the beast, fuck your index I'm gonna explain why Charlie Trout will have an effect on this years Ultimus.
This Charlie Trout guy aint your average millennial, he's not into kissing dudes and braiding eachothers hair. He's out there to play some fuckin football, crack some skulls and wink at some hotties on the sideline (both genders because he is an equal employer). Trout is quick, he's strong but most of all he loves football and wont quit. This guy takes a licking and keeps on ticking, he's made of something different. Unlike the rest of the pansys out there afraid to ruin their nice uniforms or fancy looking hair, Trouts out there with flames in his stomach and stars in his eyes, the way footballs meant to be. He's going to affect the game with his ability to exist.
5) ENEMIES HAPPEN - Can be completed anytime.
Written: Not everyone loves each other, write 200 words on an opposing player or player in this year's Ultimus playoffs about how they will struggle, why do you want them to lose? (Don't be too mean).
Let's be honest it's like fucking 6am here in Ireland right now and I'm finishing Ultimus Week. The Playoffs are long over and we all know the Otters won. Now I'll be honest in saying and hopefully everybody reading this agrees with me, Fuck sunnycursed. Why? He's a little bitch. Remember earlier when I told you all about Charlie Trout and how he's a real man's man? A real John Wayne type without the cancer or casual racism but you get what I'm saying. Yeah this guy Sunnycursed, he's exactly the sort of soft as babyshit guy that Trout aint.
This sunnycursed guy spits in the face of traditional football, he doesn't care for rules but he doesn't make his own. This dude rocks a fucking man bun with a goofy ass goatee that we all know he maintains and likely trims every day, this fucking dude. When he's out there all he cares about are two things... actually three. The first is how good of a condition his manbun is in, he's actually looking to the cameras in the sidelines to see the reflection of his hair. His 2nd priority out there is what sort of cute celebration he can do in the endzone after he catches a touchdown. His final priority out there on the field is just how much tail he can get after the game, this one I'll give him a pass on, but the other two makes me hate this guy.
4) SHL PT
