Sit Down With a Fan
Interview Conducted with Nunc
Sit Down With a Star (also down with nunc) (217 words)
1. Outlaws showed that they can be a serious contender this season. What are your expectations for next season?
The sudden retirement announcement of our quarterback Kevin Fitzpatrick definitely puts a bump in the road, but not for this coming season. I expect the Outlaws to perform as a top 3 team in the league... alongside the Otters and Saberkitties. Sorry, NSFC.
2. Otters have also made a statement with an Ultimus win, and the Sabercats with a strong season. What do the Outlaws need to do to get past the tough division opponents?
We need to start signing big-name free agents. Our biggest obstacle to that has recently become a non-issue, so I expect us to improve in that area in the future.
3. Regression strikes again. Any thoughts on how much longer Dean Jackson will be around?
Dean Jackson will be playing as long as Father Time allows. If he can quick consistently, Jackson will be in the league.
4. We have had an influx of kickers this last season and a half. How do you feel about that? How do you feel about bot kickers?
I'm very excited to see the new kicker youth! I feel strongly against kicker bots, as they mean a game-winning or game-losing play could be made by a robot.
Enemies Happen (204 words)
Who do I hate more, the Orange County Otters or the San Jose Saberkitties? It's a tough choice because I hate them both quite a bit. The Otters are the Patriots of the NSFL and their continued success makes them horrible. I wish they'd lost the Utlimus, because now they have more franchise Ultimus wins than we (the Arizona Outlaws) do. Of course, at least them winning means the Sabercats continue their streak of ZERO franchise playoff wins. They've been in the league 12 seasons, have made the playoffs twice, and have been knocked out immediately both times. It's music to my hateful ears. Now, I do appreciate the Otters winning in that it further solidifies ASFC supremacy. The Outlaws went 7-7 and were third in our division by, unfortunately, several games. The Liberty made the playoffs at 7-7 in the NSFC. But heck to that, because the only ASFC team I want winning is Arizona. Heck Orange County. Heck San Jose. Heck New Orleans. Their success is my pain and their failure my pleasure. I wish that, in the ASFC championship game, both San Jose and the Otters had somehow found a way to simultaneously lose. What a wonderful game that would be!
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Interview Conducted with Nunc
Sit Down With a Star (also down with nunc) (217 words)
1. Outlaws showed that they can be a serious contender this season. What are your expectations for next season?
The sudden retirement announcement of our quarterback Kevin Fitzpatrick definitely puts a bump in the road, but not for this coming season. I expect the Outlaws to perform as a top 3 team in the league... alongside the Otters and Saberkitties. Sorry, NSFC.
2. Otters have also made a statement with an Ultimus win, and the Sabercats with a strong season. What do the Outlaws need to do to get past the tough division opponents?
We need to start signing big-name free agents. Our biggest obstacle to that has recently become a non-issue, so I expect us to improve in that area in the future.
3. Regression strikes again. Any thoughts on how much longer Dean Jackson will be around?
Dean Jackson will be playing as long as Father Time allows. If he can quick consistently, Jackson will be in the league.
4. We have had an influx of kickers this last season and a half. How do you feel about that? How do you feel about bot kickers?
I'm very excited to see the new kicker youth! I feel strongly against kicker bots, as they mean a game-winning or game-losing play could be made by a robot.
Enemies Happen (204 words)
Who do I hate more, the Orange County Otters or the San Jose Saberkitties? It's a tough choice because I hate them both quite a bit. The Otters are the Patriots of the NSFL and their continued success makes them horrible. I wish they'd lost the Utlimus, because now they have more franchise Ultimus wins than we (the Arizona Outlaws) do. Of course, at least them winning means the Sabercats continue their streak of ZERO franchise playoff wins. They've been in the league 12 seasons, have made the playoffs twice, and have been knocked out immediately both times. It's music to my hateful ears. Now, I do appreciate the Otters winning in that it further solidifies ASFC supremacy. The Outlaws went 7-7 and were third in our division by, unfortunately, several games. The Liberty made the playoffs at 7-7 in the NSFC. But heck to that, because the only ASFC team I want winning is Arizona. Heck Orange County. Heck San Jose. Heck New Orleans. Their success is my pain and their failure my pleasure. I wish that, in the ASFC championship game, both San Jose and the Otters had somehow found a way to simultaneously lose. What a wonderful game that would be!
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