(S13) - Ultimus Week

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PBE PT

1) IT IS OUR TIME THIS (NEXT) YEAR
There’s pretty much one reason why the Orange County Otters won the S14 Ultimus Trophy: Tegan Atwell retiring. In almost every single league where I’ve retired, we’ve won the championship that year. It happened originally when I’d retired Leroy Jenkins and the first championship of the Otter Slaughter reign of the Orange County Otters began. Then when I retired Anna Joosten in the PBE, she had a fantastic final season as a beautiful corpse and helped get the Death Valley Scorpions a championship. There was also the time that Annie Connelly in the GOMHL won a championship and then retired. Pretty much any time that I’m playing a “final season” for will win a championship that year.
Also, the Orange County Otters are just great. Good people. I’ll miss them. I think with this championship, I now not only have more championships than Asipi, I think I’m tied for the user with the most ultimuses. Ultimi? If anyone can figure out the plural of Ultimus that’ll be really helpful. Basically, having me retire for your team at the beginning of the season is a good luck charm. Although now that I’ve said it, it’ll definitely stop because that’s how things work. Wiley Coyote looks down and finds out he’s standing on air and then poof.


5) ENEMIES HAPPEN
Don’t take this the wrong way, but I want Adriana Falconi to fail. Basically, I’m making a female QB and since there’s a chance for her to be the first female QB to win an Ultimus, then I don’t want the only other female QB in NSFL history to steal that chance from her. The Philadelphia Liberty were involved in a very long term rebuild for a while and maybe engi could’ve fallen off in updating, but she didn’t. So now I’ve gotta deal with trying to get ahead. Adriana Falconi herself isn’t really easy to hate. At least I don’t think so. I don’t know her story very well, but then again I use sim leagues like a soap opera to tell my own stories. Anyway, my point is that I’m happy that Falconi lost and I hope that she continues to lose until Rosie wins her Ultimus trophy with whatever team she ends up with. I think that we should encourage more newer members to be more comfortable with the characters they create and I really appreciate that people like engi and Xandra Troyski took initiative and made female players, I think that’s really cool and I hope to see more people take opportunity. I’m all for inclusion and welcoming new and different people, I just don’t want Falconi to win before Rosie does.

2) SPOTLIGHT ON THE YOUTH
With two aging stars at wide receiver, the Orange County Otters’ biggest young player for the team is wide receiver Sunnycursed. As I say, this is important for the Otters to have a young guy on their offense in that position. I could be writing this from the perspective of being before the playoffs, but I’m not gonna lie and instead I’ll use some stats from the playoffs. Sunnycursed caught a TD, which is the same amount of receiving TDs as star Carlito Crush and more than the other star Tegan Atwell, who’s retiring. This is important to mention because with Tegan Atwell retiring and Carlito Crush, it’ll be important for a guy like Sunnycursed to get his reps in.
Now, throughout the season, Sunnycursed did okay. He got just under a thousand yards. He’s not a rookie, which means he won’t be winning any awards for that sort of thing; but the important thing is that he’s playing and improving. He was helpful in the playoffs and the Ultimus because he got a TD, which is better than a lot of other people who have never even gotten close to the playoffs before, let alone a TD in the playoffs.