03-20-2019, 01:09 AM
(This post was last modified: 03-20-2019, 01:10 AM by shadyshoelace.)
What has Nero Alexander been doing to prepare for his first season in the DSFL? Immediately after moving to San Antonio, he took Charles Barkley’s advice and got a bunch of churros and met some big ol’ women. He’s been meeting with his star defensive teammates, Mo Berry, Quenton Bode, and Walt Green, to discuss strategy. Most importantly, he’s been hitting the gym to improve his speed, strength, and endurance. As an edge player, he needs to be able to take on blockers and disrupt plays in the backfield. Nero wants to make sure that no DSFL quarterback ever gets an 87-yard touchdown run while he’s on the field.