(S14) PT 2 - Game day

[PaytonM34]

Brave Ulysses wakes up ready to go and you wanna know why because he makes pancakes all day for a living i mean who wouldnt want to make pancakes all day for a living figuratively and literally i mean going to the kitchen and making pancakes and then going to the practice field and making pancake blocks over and over again because after the hours and hours of footwork and punching drills you gotta have that urge to lay someone out but its all in the good fun of the sport because blocking for your fellow teammates is one of the most under appreciated yes i used two words for under appreciated for the word count position in the game because no body thanks the lineman after a decent run its always the rest of the divas on the team that gets credit but thats okay because that means i get to go home and eat pancakes sooner because everyone else has all this attention to deal with and i throw on my playlist after a game and go to my canada house to take an edible cuz its legal here and just jam out while i rest for practice and oh shit the league just sent me a drug test i wonder if its cuz i blew my cover, anyways thats a day in the life of Brave Ulysses on a game day thanks for listening

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