(S14) PT 2 - Game day

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Mason Brown has a very specific game day ritual. He wakes up at 3 a m and eats a potful of egg noodles. Then he goes into town to sign autographs at 6 a m After that he goes to a massage therapist for a 3 hour section. Once he is nice and loose he goes and and does a section of yoga while listening to opera. Then for lunch he eats a giant batch of pancakes with nothing on them with a side of a pound of sausage. Then he spends a while with his family and a handful of friends. He also will watch the opposing offense with the defense at 4 p m to see if they can find anything extra about the offense that they did not catch during the week. When he pulls up to the stadium in his 1968 Chevy Camero he signs even more autographs. And when he gets down to the locker room he fucks around with his teamates to get the moral up... He says to Showbiz to imagine the Wide receivers as defensive back and the defensive back as wide receiver so maybe he will throw less picks in the game. He asks the coach if he can play offense. The closest he gets is punt returns.

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