(S14) PT 2 - Game day

[ErMurazor]

Jorel Tuck wakes up everyday at 6:66 AM, GMT. This is all part of the deal that he made with the devil which forces him to support the source of his drive and power. On days where he is feeling groggy Jorel Tuck likes to give himself what is known in the business as a P.E.D. kamikaze. At this point Jorel is a bit unclear what the concoction is actually made of, but he has learned that the shot does not make him feel as bad if he does a few lines of cocaine to wake himself up with first. After Jorel Tuck gets his medicine he likes to have a heart breakfast of protein powder blended with a combination of some of the most essential ingredients to men’s health which include: stem cells, rhino horns, shark fins, and whatever the hell Tom Brady has in his unmarked Gatorade bottle on the sidelines. Something Jorel Tuck is always sure to avoid are strawberries though, whenever he feels like he might want to eat another one of the devil’s fruit, he eats 5 whole avocados; skin, seed, and all. On a game day, Jorel does the above and once he arrives at the game he spends the entire hour before with head phones that he plugs into nothing while he yells at the top of his lungs.