Dorfus Jimbo wakes up at 5 am on a game day, which is late for his standards. Dorfus always starts the day off with a nice melody on his banjo. This song is different every game, and he never re-uses the same song.
After his song is done, he goes and tends to his farm as quick as he can, always trying to do it as quick as possible. Dorfus does this with his pro level cleats on, as he feels he needs to get the most out of those ridicolously priced shoes.
After he feels his farm is done and good to go, he goes to his usual drills, speed banjo and corn quicks
Once he is tired enough he starts to make his way to the stadium. Once he is at the stadium he sits in the endzone and sits in there for a couple hours. He likes to play the banjo during these sits. He tries to think of rhymes putting down the team they play that day, although Dorfus is not very bright and these rhymes are never that good.
After this, he tries to figure out where the enemy team's bus will be coming in, and tries to look intimidating to them. This, of course, does not work, and just makes him look silly.
After his song is done, he goes and tends to his farm as quick as he can, always trying to do it as quick as possible. Dorfus does this with his pro level cleats on, as he feels he needs to get the most out of those ridicolously priced shoes.
After he feels his farm is done and good to go, he goes to his usual drills, speed banjo and corn quicks
Once he is tired enough he starts to make his way to the stadium. Once he is at the stadium he sits in the endzone and sits in there for a couple hours. He likes to play the banjo during these sits. He tries to think of rhymes putting down the team they play that day, although Dorfus is not very bright and these rhymes are never that good.
After this, he tries to figure out where the enemy team's bus will be coming in, and tries to look intimidating to them. This, of course, does not work, and just makes him look silly.
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