PRESS RELEASE: New NSFL Team Announced: The Scranton Scallywags located in Scranton, PA. The Scallywags will play in the newly renovated Dunder Mifflin Paper Mill Stadium that holds 69,000 fans. Sporting brand new Burgundy and Dark Blue uniforms sponsored by Puma, the Scallywags will be on the revolutionary forefront of uniform design. Their logo will be reminiscent of the old Pittsburgh Pirates and it will pay homage to the Scallywag ways of searching for booty all across the seas. Each end zone will feature the skull and crossbones look, with the saying "No Quarter" in hopes that it helps keep opposing offenses from crossing the goal line.
A local by the name of Dwight Schrute had this to say when news of the team broke: "While football is not half as manly as Battle Star Galactic, I am happy that we will be providing our Schrute Farms Beet Shakes at all concession stands." Another local by the name of Jim Halpert had this to say: "We are happy to hear about the new team making it's way here in Scranton. I will be representing a lot of the players and I can't wait to get to work!"
For the first game, another Scranton legend by the name of Michael Scott will do the weekly ritual of lighting the paper torch in the north end zone.
A local by the name of Dwight Schrute had this to say when news of the team broke: "While football is not half as manly as Battle Star Galactic, I am happy that we will be providing our Schrute Farms Beet Shakes at all concession stands." Another local by the name of Jim Halpert had this to say: "We are happy to hear about the new team making it's way here in Scranton. I will be representing a lot of the players and I can't wait to get to work!"
For the first game, another Scranton legend by the name of Michael Scott will do the weekly ritual of lighting the paper torch in the north end zone.
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[option]Season Stats - MVP - QBOTY - 1st Team Pro Bowl
[option]Season Stats - MVP - QBOTY - 1st Team Pro Bowl
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[option]Season Stats - 2nd Team Pro Bowl
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[option]S23 - London Royals
[option]|Completions: 274
[option]S23 - London Royals
[option]|Completions: 274
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[option]S22 - London Royals
[option]|Completions: 168
[option]S22 - London Royals
[option]|Completions: 168
[option]|S26 Ultimus Champion
[option]|S26 ISFL Quarterback of the Year
[option]|S26 ISFL MVP
[option]|S26 1st Team Pro Bowl QB
[option]|S26 Fantasy Points Leader
[option]|S27 2nd Team Pro Bowl
[option]|S28 Ultimus Champion
[option]|S28 2nd Team Pro Bowl
[option]|Set Single Season Passing Record - S29 - 5758 Yards
[option]|S29 ISFL Quarterback of the Year
[option]|S29 ISFL MVP
[option]|S29 1st Team Pro Bowl QB
[option]|S29 ISFL MVP
[option]|S29 1st Team Pro Bowl QB
[OPTION]Lightsout Lewis | Safety | YK Wraiths | 1124 TPE
[OPTION]Height: 6'2"
[OPTION]Weight: 215
[OPTION]Birthplace: Laurel, Idaho
[OPTION]Number: 32
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[option]Season Stats
[option]|Touchdowns: 1
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[option]|Pass Deflections: 12
[option]S18 - Yellowknife Wraiths - 1st Team Pro Bowl
[option]|Pass Deflections: 13
[option]S17 - Chicago Butchers - 1st Team Pro Bowl
[option]|Pass Deflections: 18
[option]S16 - Chicago Butchers (Moved to Safety)
[option]|Pass Deflections: 9
[option]S15 - Kansas City Coyotes
[option]|Tackles: 180
[option]|Pass Deflections: 4
[option]|Blocked Punts: 1
[option]S14 - Portland Pythons/Kansas City Coyotes
[option]|Tackles: 63
[option]|Pass Deflections: 3
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[OPTION]Trophy Case/Achievements:
[OPTION]S14 DSFL Draft: Round 6 - 33rd Overall
[OPTION]S14 DSFL Pro Bowl Reserve - LB
[OPTION]S15 NSFL Draft: Round 1 - 6th ovr
[OPTION]S15 DSFL Pro Bowl Starter - LB
[OPTION]S16 NSFL Pro Bowl Reserve - S
[OPTION]S17 NSFL Pro Bowl Starter - S
[OPTION]S18 NSFL Pro Bowl Starter - S
[OPTION]S19 NSFL Pro Bowl Starter - S
[OPTION]S20 NSFL Pro Bowl Starter - S