Rumblings of new expansion teams forming in the NSFL has everyone wondering where the teams will be located. The answer is easy: TULSA, OKLAHOMA. Geographically, it just makes sense. Regional representation takes the form of San Jose, Orange County, and Arizona to the West, and Philadelphia and Baltimore to the East, with Yellowknife and New Orleans comprising the North and South, respectively. Colorado sits alone in the center of it all, and adding Tulsa to the mix would bring travel distance between the southernmost teams to balance. The Tulsa addition leaves space for the final expansion team to locate more easternly or in the Midwest proper, creating nationwide representation virtually equidistant from each other. Couple this ideal location with the current NSFL teams with being near not one, but two DSFL teams and we've got the next great NSFL destination.
But location, location, location is not all that should be considered in the coming expansion. Tulsa is rich in culture, boasting a number of museums and parks. The Tulsa Zoo is a must visit and let's not even get started on the brothels. Whoo-ee. And if you can't find anything easy to do in Tulsa, you're just miles from major cities like Oklahoma City, Kansas City, Dallas, and Fort Worth, all of which offer exciting possibilities.
For the team specific details, I think a nice pink-on-black color scheme would be sharp, and the mascot could be anything phallic in nature, maybe a giant cucumber. The stadium would be renamed for whatever current pop culture starlet is prostituting herself to the media, possibly sponsored by Tinder or GoDaddy.
But location, location, location is not all that should be considered in the coming expansion. Tulsa is rich in culture, boasting a number of museums and parks. The Tulsa Zoo is a must visit and let's not even get started on the brothels. Whoo-ee. And if you can't find anything easy to do in Tulsa, you're just miles from major cities like Oklahoma City, Kansas City, Dallas, and Fort Worth, all of which offer exciting possibilities.
For the team specific details, I think a nice pink-on-black color scheme would be sharp, and the mascot could be anything phallic in nature, maybe a giant cucumber. The stadium would be renamed for whatever current pop culture starlet is prostituting herself to the media, possibly sponsored by Tinder or GoDaddy.
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