(S14) PT 4 - Cameo

[TomHanks]

Aside from the obvious one, I’d like to appear on the new Amazon Lord of the Rings show they’re making. The book and film franchises are great, and the depth of the source material means that they’ll be able to build a really interested world. In all of those books and stuff there’s always a point where the main characters are in some situation that you really can’t win, and that’s where you need someone like Forrest Gump. The Nazgul or some dragons attack the main group, and just when it seems like there’s nothin’ they can do but die, an elf who looks a lot like a DSFL running back appears. With blazing speed, he’ll run in and start rescuing characters, whether they’re dwarves, hobbits, humans, or anything else. After returning almost all the characters to the safety of the ents, the battlefield is seriously ravaged. I never leave anyone behind though, so I charge back onto the field as dragon fire lights the world around me. Picking up the last named character, I turn around to start to run back to the forest. The last sound I hear is the character in my arms shouting “Run, Forrest, Run!” before we’re engulfed in a fiery blaze. It’s a tragic death, but in the end, most of our heroes were saved.