Ok here it is!
7) Next year
Written: If your team has been eliminated, why will next year, or the year after that, be the year that your team is going to win the Ultimus or Ultimini.
The Solar Bears were a brand new player team in season 14. Brand new, going from bots to real players. From the start we were counted out, but we had the most TPE gained each week and by the end of it we had the 4th most TPE and gaining. We also didn't get any favours from the simmer (more on that later). We have three of the best linebackers in Nikko, Gabagool, and Hardshaft (aka the Palm Beach penetration!). We have Nacho frickin Varga. Don't even get me started on our secondary and our beastly tight ends. And our team mvp runing backs. Sure we are going to lose some studs to the NSFL but with a couple expansion teams and a couple teams that might have to send a player or two down the future is certainly looking bright for the Bears. There are rumblings of a move soon as well, and a refresh can always be a good thing for a team trying to make a fresh start and trying to avoid their checkered past. Lastly, our GMS Dizzy and PDX are top in the business, creating a great locker room and keeping everyone engaged. I know Gabagool would be happy to stay another year and help them get to the promised land!
8) Enemies
@Frick_Nasty Most people in the Solar Bear locker room would describe Gabagool as someone who is easy to get along with. He brings laughter to everyone around him. His jokes with Guy Nikko and Hardshaft are next level. So how can he have an enemy? Well ask Mo Berry . Tony got along great with Mo early on. They had played against each other in college, and went through a lot of the same early scouting events together. They finally ended up on the Pacific Owls rookie team together. They bonded over their love for Mongolian food. Tony even told him some of his secrets from his past. Little did he know that his friend Mo would end up making a decision that would affect Gabagool for the rest of his life. After the Owls won the prospect bowl Berry promised to take the team out for Mongolian. Well it turns out it was an empty promise, and one that Gabagool was counting on. Once he realized he wasn't getting dinner with his best friend Mo it was too late. He had to rush into draft meetings with GMs on an empty stomach, his draft stock tumbled, and the rest is history. Maybe Mo's selfishness is the reason why San Antonio didn't win the Ultimini, maybe it wasn't, but one thing is forsure, Gabagool never forgets.
9) Rivalries
It is hard to have a rivalry when you had such a poor first year as the Polar Bears did in Season 14. The two teams I would look at are Tijuana and San Antonio. Tijuana was a scrappy team but I think the team that we have to come together and dislike the most is San Antonio. They utterly dominated the regular season, made the Polar Bears look awful. Of course, there are rumours they had help from the league but there will always be those rumours when you are as dominant as they were. Of course now looking back on it, they were overrated as they fell in the semi finals, increasing their Ultimini drought to 8 years. If you go back to 9 years, the Solar Bears actually have the same amount of Ultimini trophies as the Marshals, which is pretty insane because the Solar Bears were a bot team for 8 out of those 9 years. Does the future look brighter in SA or PB at this point? If you asked Tony Gabagool where he would rather be, I know he would rather be poolside in Palm Beach, where the future is as bright as the Florida sun, than in cowboy boots in San Antonio, where they might as well be playing in the Alamo.
16) Robbed
Written: Write about why your team was robbed from making the Playoffs, how did the sim screw you and why were you more deserving:
Well as you all know, Palm Beach was a long shot to start with. That being said, the GMs made all the right moves. Drafted players who were active, people that fit the system, and really tried their best to make a good game plan. Well how can all that go to shit? It turns out that the sim needs to have "running qb" checked off or else your rookie qb is going to throw a billion interceptions. You can invest all you want in a good line, great running backs, and great tight ends but it is all for naught if the simmer forgets to cheque that stupid little box. Oh and I guess a resim would have been to much to deal with? Well everyone got a resim when San Antonio had a good player that shouldnt have been there. Oh, and guess what happened with that resim....Tony's only interception was erased. Oh yeah, and that interception was a touchdown. But I guess that never happened and I guess the Solar Bears got to start out 0-4 all due to the sim being set up incorrectly. The Palm Beach Penetration had so much potential, hopefully next year will make up for it.
(P.S. that was intentionally over the top, much love to you all!)
7) Next year
Written: If your team has been eliminated, why will next year, or the year after that, be the year that your team is going to win the Ultimus or Ultimini.
The Solar Bears were a brand new player team in season 14. Brand new, going from bots to real players. From the start we were counted out, but we had the most TPE gained each week and by the end of it we had the 4th most TPE and gaining. We also didn't get any favours from the simmer (more on that later). We have three of the best linebackers in Nikko, Gabagool, and Hardshaft (aka the Palm Beach penetration!). We have Nacho frickin Varga. Don't even get me started on our secondary and our beastly tight ends. And our team mvp runing backs. Sure we are going to lose some studs to the NSFL but with a couple expansion teams and a couple teams that might have to send a player or two down the future is certainly looking bright for the Bears. There are rumblings of a move soon as well, and a refresh can always be a good thing for a team trying to make a fresh start and trying to avoid their checkered past. Lastly, our GMS Dizzy and PDX are top in the business, creating a great locker room and keeping everyone engaged. I know Gabagool would be happy to stay another year and help them get to the promised land!
8) Enemies
@Frick_Nasty Most people in the Solar Bear locker room would describe Gabagool as someone who is easy to get along with. He brings laughter to everyone around him. His jokes with Guy Nikko and Hardshaft are next level. So how can he have an enemy? Well ask Mo Berry . Tony got along great with Mo early on. They had played against each other in college, and went through a lot of the same early scouting events together. They finally ended up on the Pacific Owls rookie team together. They bonded over their love for Mongolian food. Tony even told him some of his secrets from his past. Little did he know that his friend Mo would end up making a decision that would affect Gabagool for the rest of his life. After the Owls won the prospect bowl Berry promised to take the team out for Mongolian. Well it turns out it was an empty promise, and one that Gabagool was counting on. Once he realized he wasn't getting dinner with his best friend Mo it was too late. He had to rush into draft meetings with GMs on an empty stomach, his draft stock tumbled, and the rest is history. Maybe Mo's selfishness is the reason why San Antonio didn't win the Ultimini, maybe it wasn't, but one thing is forsure, Gabagool never forgets.
9) Rivalries
It is hard to have a rivalry when you had such a poor first year as the Polar Bears did in Season 14. The two teams I would look at are Tijuana and San Antonio. Tijuana was a scrappy team but I think the team that we have to come together and dislike the most is San Antonio. They utterly dominated the regular season, made the Polar Bears look awful. Of course, there are rumours they had help from the league but there will always be those rumours when you are as dominant as they were. Of course now looking back on it, they were overrated as they fell in the semi finals, increasing their Ultimini drought to 8 years. If you go back to 9 years, the Solar Bears actually have the same amount of Ultimini trophies as the Marshals, which is pretty insane because the Solar Bears were a bot team for 8 out of those 9 years. Does the future look brighter in SA or PB at this point? If you asked Tony Gabagool where he would rather be, I know he would rather be poolside in Palm Beach, where the future is as bright as the Florida sun, than in cowboy boots in San Antonio, where they might as well be playing in the Alamo.
16) Robbed
Written: Write about why your team was robbed from making the Playoffs, how did the sim screw you and why were you more deserving:
Well as you all know, Palm Beach was a long shot to start with. That being said, the GMs made all the right moves. Drafted players who were active, people that fit the system, and really tried their best to make a good game plan. Well how can all that go to shit? It turns out that the sim needs to have "running qb" checked off or else your rookie qb is going to throw a billion interceptions. You can invest all you want in a good line, great running backs, and great tight ends but it is all for naught if the simmer forgets to cheque that stupid little box. Oh and I guess a resim would have been to much to deal with? Well everyone got a resim when San Antonio had a good player that shouldnt have been there. Oh, and guess what happened with that resim....Tony's only interception was erased. Oh yeah, and that interception was a touchdown. But I guess that never happened and I guess the Solar Bears got to start out 0-4 all due to the sim being set up incorrectly. The Palm Beach Penetration had so much potential, hopefully next year will make up for it.
(P.S. that was intentionally over the top, much love to you all!)
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