05-11-2019, 08:22 PM
(This post was last modified: 05-11-2019, 08:22 PM by Graciejj2000.)
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Chad Maulolo walked up to the Palm Beach Solar Bears stadium. He was here to meet with PDXBaller to discuss his contract. Walking up ramp, Chad walked through the entrance hall showing all of the trophies and awards the team has won over the years. Out walked PDXBaller. “Hey Chad, welcome to the team. I hear you train Jiu-Jitsu. I train as well.”
Chad knew at that moment he was going to get along just fine with this team. They sat down, discussed his future, and at the end PBX let chad know that he was a millionaire. As a rookie all players earn 5 Million smackaroos.
Walking out to his Yugo he was forced to decide. Hmmm trick out my Yugo, or buy a new car. This bottom of the line trash heap held so many memories from bringing trailer park trash into the back seat, to hiding the bottle when he got pulled over. Mud bogging in a Yugo? Forget about it! No problem.
It’s not a question really. It’s time to trick out that Yugo. But first he needed to buy something worth it’s dirt. The magical Pro Shoulder Pads. They told him they would make him stronger, more charismatic, and even a hit with the ladies.
After spending 3 Million on 1 set of magical shoulder pads, and tricking out his Yugo, it was time for a happy meal.
Ahh the live of a DSFL football player.
For those who don’t know: Enjoy an awesome Yugo commercial.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CKVh3lNum0
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Chad Maulolo walked up to the Palm Beach Solar Bears stadium. He was here to meet with PDXBaller to discuss his contract. Walking up ramp, Chad walked through the entrance hall showing all of the trophies and awards the team has won over the years. Out walked PDXBaller. “Hey Chad, welcome to the team. I hear you train Jiu-Jitsu. I train as well.”
Chad knew at that moment he was going to get along just fine with this team. They sat down, discussed his future, and at the end PBX let chad know that he was a millionaire. As a rookie all players earn 5 Million smackaroos.
Walking out to his Yugo he was forced to decide. Hmmm trick out my Yugo, or buy a new car. This bottom of the line trash heap held so many memories from bringing trailer park trash into the back seat, to hiding the bottle when he got pulled over. Mud bogging in a Yugo? Forget about it! No problem.
It’s not a question really. It’s time to trick out that Yugo. But first he needed to buy something worth it’s dirt. The magical Pro Shoulder Pads. They told him they would make him stronger, more charismatic, and even a hit with the ladies.
After spending 3 Million on 1 set of magical shoulder pads, and tricking out his Yugo, it was time for a happy meal.
Ahh the live of a DSFL football player.
For those who don’t know: Enjoy an awesome Yugo commercial.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CKVh3lNum0
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