(S15) - PT1 - Signing Bonus

[youngcricket]

With my signing bonus I am going to buy my entire team new pairs of underwear. I think an underrated part of the game is being comfortable and I think a lot of people don't take it seriously enough. It's time for us to start appreciating how our bodies feel when we are able to wear a high level quality of underwear. So for this reason, I will spend my signing bonus on under wear, especially for all of he wide receievrs and defensive backs out there that have to run around the entire game. They are absolute legends, so they can have new underwear. I will also provide new, high quality socks to practice in and a different pair for game day. Athletes simply have some of the ugliest feet in the world and do not want that to occur on our team. I want our feet to be so healthy that we could be foot models if thats what we wanted to do one day. So my new socks will keep us fresh during practice an ensure that our bodies are well taken care of. For myself, I will buy a new cup because my penis has been getting crunched lately as I haven't worn a cup.