As GM for a day I'd abuse the crap out of my authority. I would yell at all the players making them give me laps and pushups and even chin ups. Of course this is all while I sit comfortably in a lawn chair as the Baltimore cheerleaders fan me with palm branches and make me the most delicious pina coladas i have ever tasted. Fresh coconuts cracked open in front of me and the coconut meat shaved straight into my mouth. The team chef will be asked to cook a roast slowly over an open flame so that the juices are the sweetest ever. When I'm finally satisfied that all my teammates have completed their expected training they will be allowed to join in on the food and drinks. Except Brown. He will be trash boy and kitchen clean up duty. This is to ensure he doesn't get too conceited with his fame and talent. I then give each player a half million dollar raise as I renegotiate Nunc’s GM contract to zero. I also put in a team contract clause that the Fab V will be signed together upon the 7th year of our career. Finally I give slm his dream, the chance to open a brand new player agency based right out of Baltimore.
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