........I am the GM of the Yeti?
Well I guess let's say that everyone in the league got amnesia and completely forgot I was GM of the Yeti and had a dumb plan or something, and I could be free to change it to whatever I wanted.
First things first I would move the team to New Jersey and rebrand them to the Central Jersey Unicorns, because we exist damn it and this is one way to solidify that. After moving the team, I would offer a supermax contract to Gimmy Jaroppolo, as I'm certain he's going to be the next GOAT quarterback of this league and a suitable replacement for that dumb Micycle guy. With the quarterback position settled, I would then draft another 3 linebackers in the S16 draft, because a team with 7 linebackers is a team built to win the Ultimus. The next thing I'd do is make Dwayne Aaron my co-GM, because I remember how much he enjoyed being a GM in this league, and I'm sure he'd love to do it again. Lastly, I would force the GM auto pick Wolfie McDummy to position switch to a kicker, because you can't have a good team without a good kicker.
Well I guess let's say that everyone in the league got amnesia and completely forgot I was GM of the Yeti and had a dumb plan or something, and I could be free to change it to whatever I wanted.
First things first I would move the team to New Jersey and rebrand them to the Central Jersey Unicorns, because we exist damn it and this is one way to solidify that. After moving the team, I would offer a supermax contract to Gimmy Jaroppolo, as I'm certain he's going to be the next GOAT quarterback of this league and a suitable replacement for that dumb Micycle guy. With the quarterback position settled, I would then draft another 3 linebackers in the S16 draft, because a team with 7 linebackers is a team built to win the Ultimus. The next thing I'd do is make Dwayne Aaron my co-GM, because I remember how much he enjoyed being a GM in this league, and I'm sure he'd love to do it again. Lastly, I would force the GM auto pick Wolfie McDummy to position switch to a kicker, because you can't have a good team without a good kicker.
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