Unfortunately, our amazing gms in Colorado were assaulted by some hostile dropbears whilst vacationing in Australia. Fortunately for Mr. Taffy, he was granted temporary emergency control of the franchise until either our gms recovered or we got new ones.
#1 order of business. Relocate the franchise.
Who knows, maybe our old gms would be so confused by the switch they wouldn't even recognize their old teams and wouldn't get their job back. There cannot be good football coverage in the intensive care unit of an Australian hospital.
#2 order of business. Introduce the team to the Taffy diet
Banana, Grape, Cherry, Strawberry. I'd make it mandatory for everyone to eat atleast 5 servings of Taffy a week. It's not only good for your body, but you soul. It has shown Taffy amazing results.
#3 order of business. Trade for Leaf
Leaf has some relations with the new GM of Colorado, Terry Taffy, as they played together during their brief stint in Kansas City. It was this interaction that first lead to Leaf updating his player. This would also help out Rose Jenkins, who has been having "nightmares" about being sacked. Who knows, Leaf might even share his "secret stuff" and we will have a football team of mutants, or even better, monstars.
#1 order of business. Relocate the franchise.
Who knows, maybe our old gms would be so confused by the switch they wouldn't even recognize their old teams and wouldn't get their job back. There cannot be good football coverage in the intensive care unit of an Australian hospital.
#2 order of business. Introduce the team to the Taffy diet
Banana, Grape, Cherry, Strawberry. I'd make it mandatory for everyone to eat atleast 5 servings of Taffy a week. It's not only good for your body, but you soul. It has shown Taffy amazing results.
#3 order of business. Trade for Leaf
Leaf has some relations with the new GM of Colorado, Terry Taffy, as they played together during their brief stint in Kansas City. It was this interaction that first lead to Leaf updating his player. This would also help out Rose Jenkins, who has been having "nightmares" about being sacked. Who knows, Leaf might even share his "secret stuff" and we will have a football team of mutants, or even better, monstars.
![[Image: q6FdH93l.jpg]](https://i.imgur.com/q6FdH93l.jpg)