If, under a mysterious circumstance, rookie GM Jammerson Irving were given the powers of GM, team president, or owner for a day the Arizona Outlaws would certainly be in huge trouble as an organization, both competitively and financially. Why? Where to start.....
First of all, Jammerson would immediately move his team to his native Jamaica - building what would most assuredly be a poorly planned and slap dash stadium - The Bob Marley Memorial Stadium and Concert Hall of Jamming. It would soon gain infamy among the more conservative members of the NSFL for not only its tolerance to recreational marijuana, but its encouragement of it. Buy two beers get a spliff free promotions would become the rule rather than the exception, and the maze of smoke that settles on the lower bowl would become a home field advantage of sorts- the home team would learn to play with the reduced visibility as well and becoming inured to the effects of the second hand marijuana smoke.
While resigning Jammerson Irving to become the highest paid player in the league would be a priority, so would signing him as the player/head coach. The new offense, the Jam-Rock, would be instituted. A pound the ball, deep play action passing based offense would be known for its gimmicks big plays, but also its lack of cohesion and generally meandering, lazy play calling rife with penalties and confusion. However, Jammerson, while not on the field, would be seen wearing a ridiculous fur coat and a cigar sized blunt on the side-lines while acting as coach.
We could go on, but the most important takeaway is to never let Jammerson Irving be in charge of anything requiring the least bit of responsibility or forethought. It won't go well. Just put him on the field, let him run, and stop this craziness of asking him to do anything but that, thank you very much.
First of all, Jammerson would immediately move his team to his native Jamaica - building what would most assuredly be a poorly planned and slap dash stadium - The Bob Marley Memorial Stadium and Concert Hall of Jamming. It would soon gain infamy among the more conservative members of the NSFL for not only its tolerance to recreational marijuana, but its encouragement of it. Buy two beers get a spliff free promotions would become the rule rather than the exception, and the maze of smoke that settles on the lower bowl would become a home field advantage of sorts- the home team would learn to play with the reduced visibility as well and becoming inured to the effects of the second hand marijuana smoke.
While resigning Jammerson Irving to become the highest paid player in the league would be a priority, so would signing him as the player/head coach. The new offense, the Jam-Rock, would be instituted. A pound the ball, deep play action passing based offense would be known for its gimmicks big plays, but also its lack of cohesion and generally meandering, lazy play calling rife with penalties and confusion. However, Jammerson, while not on the field, would be seen wearing a ridiculous fur coat and a cigar sized blunt on the side-lines while acting as coach.
We could go on, but the most important takeaway is to never let Jammerson Irving be in charge of anything requiring the least bit of responsibility or forethought. It won't go well. Just put him on the field, let him run, and stop this craziness of asking him to do anything but that, thank you very much.
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