Of course if I was in charge of the Yellowknife Wraiths I would do the following:
- Keep the wraiths in Yellowknife. Fuck all of you pricks who keep saying to move the team to somewhere more generic you bunch of cunts. None of y'all aint never been on the team, especially not during the forming years of S1 - S8 before we actually won a ring. The team must stay in Yellowknife, it's got history. It's in the fucking middle of nowhere and we put it on the map with that championship win when all hope was lost.
- Give Ryan Leaf Jr. a raise. It's a no-brainer. Leaf's clearly struggling for cash and unfortunately for his debtors and Leaf himself, all media he creates is limited to within 140 characters, similar to that of the old Twitter system. If we can get Leaf Jr. more cash, he can perform better on the field in the DSFL and eventually when he makes the jump to the NSFL.
- Finally, the very last thing I would do if I had absolute power would of course be to fire that idiot current GM, Don Gruden. This man is systematically destroying the sacred history that Yellowknife has with his boneheaded moves. I believe he should definetly be fired, what a frickin moron idiot fool.
- Keep the wraiths in Yellowknife. Fuck all of you pricks who keep saying to move the team to somewhere more generic you bunch of cunts. None of y'all aint never been on the team, especially not during the forming years of S1 - S8 before we actually won a ring. The team must stay in Yellowknife, it's got history. It's in the fucking middle of nowhere and we put it on the map with that championship win when all hope was lost.
- Give Ryan Leaf Jr. a raise. It's a no-brainer. Leaf's clearly struggling for cash and unfortunately for his debtors and Leaf himself, all media he creates is limited to within 140 characters, similar to that of the old Twitter system. If we can get Leaf Jr. more cash, he can perform better on the field in the DSFL and eventually when he makes the jump to the NSFL.
- Finally, the very last thing I would do if I had absolute power would of course be to fire that idiot current GM, Don Gruden. This man is systematically destroying the sacred history that Yellowknife has with his boneheaded moves. I believe he should definetly be fired, what a frickin moron idiot fool.
